Safety

One or two joints, given to someone who has run out of stash

"Broo I'm out of weed can you give me a safety?"
"Sure bro here's two joints"
"You G bro"

by Teribehnulun May 28, 2019

Safety

A person who remains sober at a party to ensure nobody gets into trouble or gets hurt. Often the same person as the designated driver.

"Dude, play safety tonight, just in case I try to jump off the roof again."

by crunchrunner February 15, 2010

Safety

-a person yells this when they acknlodge the fact that they said something stupid and out of context
-after saying something stupid, a person yells safty to avoid punishment
-correaltion with a hard one (a hard one, is simple smack on the back of the head)

Tony abuse the word safety.
Geo and JBZ-
"Tony that is a hard one."
Tony- "No I yelled safety!"
One day Tony said, "Is a hotdog really made from dogs?" After he said that he said "Safety" to avoid punishment (a hard one).

by JBZ and Geo December 13, 2004

Safety

to be safe, Or in 'the Zone'

The greasy greek waiter Stavros see twat mode

by Robbie and Sean March 11, 2004

Safety Scissoring

The sexual act of two double leg amputee women scissoring each other.

I should clear my history of safety scissoring before someone sees it.

by ETMZ October 9, 2014

Safety Tap

A slight tap (but often harder) during rough sexual intercourse role-playing to let your partner know you have had a little too much, or it's a little too rough.

Lance and Trixie were role playing "underground prison sex in Beirut."

Lance eased his hog into Trixie, who was tied up on a love swing. The 6 hits of liquid blotter acid he shot into his eye earlier got him going a little too much, and Trixie had to give him a safety tap to slow him down a little.

by Jrubadub August 5, 2011

Safety Shirt

Tight necked crew style t-shirt worn underneath another t-shirt. Uses include sopping up an excessive amount of sweat redirected from one’s armpits due to over use of medical grade deodorant, keeping one’s inappropriately stiff nipples from tearing through their outer shirt, or simplify adding a subtle splash of color to one’s ensemble. The Safety Shirt should be an essential staple of every Big Guy’s closet.

Mal: Do I see you wearing not one, but two t-shirts?

Marty: Of course! I don’t go anywhere without a Safety Shirt.

Mal: Is it because you afraid of sweating out all that Big Guy Energy?

Marty: Nope, I just want to make sure I’m not going around cutting glass when my turkey’s done.

by Falcon Thunder Fist July 14, 2021