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Saddlebacking

The action of performing anal sex in order to preserve ones vaginal purity. Most extreme religious couples practice this before marriage, although in almost all religious publications this is looked up as a worse offense.
In the case of homosexual relations, this is the only way for a men to perform intercourse with each other.
"Have you heard that Tom and Bill have a dry-erase board in their bed room?"
"No, whats it for?"
"I have heard that is used to keep score of who has had the most orgasms while they are saddlebacking each other. I also heard that they participate in the convergence practice after they finish."
by RockaRolla20 May 27, 2009
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Saddlebagging

When a guy puts on a pair of girls' panties and one ball drops down on each side.....thus creating...saddlebags...
Man...have you talked to Justin...he hasn't been OK since the breakup...I walked in on him wearing his ex girlfriend's panties saddlebagging it in front of the mirror crying listening to Beyoncé....
by Thegyver February 26, 2017
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saggy saddlebag

When you are at a public swimming pool and you see an old man sitting on the edge or the shallow end and his balls are hanging out of his swimming trunks.
"That old dude has a serious case of saggy saddlebags. Gross!"
by Curtis R. September 19, 2003
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saddlebacking

To protect ones carnal treasure, the sacred vagina. But rather to engage in sexual activity through the anus and mouth/
Mandy was a christian, so she and tom were saddlebacking the crap out of her, literally
by ps8110bill April 24, 2009
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Dirty Saddleback

When you and your partner are having sex, one partner gets into doggy style receiving position while the other partner gets on top of the other partner as a person might mount a horse. They then continue to defecate upon their partner's back and slide the feces around all over the partner's back. The slop upon their back and the other partner's genital area resembles a saddle.
Katie: I was having sex with Joe last night, and went into doggy position when suddenly he got on top of me and pulled a dirty saddleback!

Sally: Oh my gawd! I wish Stan would do that. So hot!!
by dirtysaddlebacker March 28, 2011
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soggy saddlebags

labia majora displaying a particularly high moisture reading
when ferreting twixt her legs, he was pleasantly surprised to discover well stimulated soggy saddlebags
by The Bard January 3, 2007
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sandler saddlebag

when a girl is giving you head under a blanket, quickly grab the blanket and pull her head down tight and fart. this is very good for getting revenge on a chick.
After eating a ton of rotten beans and being in the playful attitude he always is, Ryan performed the Sandler Saddlebag on his lady-friend during the movie.
by Sean May 10, 2003
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