Somellian

Pronounced smell-yen. A stankin ass person whose origins trace back to the Horn of Africa. This person usually has a beautiful complexion, ginormous teeth, and fine hair. They typically smell like a blend of maple syrup, herbs and spices, and corn meal.

I don't want to go to the club tonight, because ain't nothing worse than a sweaty Somellian.

by Yorda October 21, 2007

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somple

drop dead sexy. loves to workout. nd luvs his girlfriend Kaitlyn, who everyone is jealous of ;

"sex with somple was amazing last night!" - a common phrase

by somplicious January 15, 2009

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Sommelier

Buzzed AF

I think my sommelier was buzzed AF

by Drewdrunk March 25, 2019

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vaginal sommelier

One who does a finger wiff of your woman's juices for approval before going down in full force, like sampling a fine wine before allowing a full pour

After making out and heavy petting, the stink I found after going all vaginal sommelier on her prompted me to stick my cock in her and not my tongue

by Eyeboy2015 March 7, 2015

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Simpel Crust™

A Simpel Crust(™) is someone who is a wannabe funny guy, who plays Minecraft half the day, and is bad at combos in everything else, and hasn't finished The Office

Person 1: Man, that Moroccan Christmas episode was.. wow!
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.

by Simpelist Crust™ July 10, 2019

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