L.S.A.T.

An L.S.A.T. is a W.V.R.M. "F.R.N.D.L.E." in your H.E.A.D. that pretends to be friendly, but is actually making you quite A.S.S.I.C.K. 🕶️🍇🩸🧠🗡️🕳️🤯

Damn... I JUST CHECKED my Dad's Stock Portfolio before L.S.A.T. practice and he S.L.A.Z.Z.E.D. Me in da mouth and said, Good J.O.B. 🐋🗡️🧿🧲🤐🦾👹🔰🦁

by Gecko Glock December 28, 2020

a l a s r

a l a s r is a term used at Camp Hoover meaning as long as smoke rises, and following up with my best friend you’ll be by someone else.

Brenda: a l a s r
Lucy: my best friend you’ll be

by hi lol May 16, 2020

A P P L E S A U C E

90's word for Ridiculous

Person A : Hey I got an A+
Person B : A P P L E S A U C E

by error404-canfindname January 24, 2021

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F

by lotto6969 July 9, 2025

a/s/l

Age / Sex / Location. The mating call of the barely post-pubescant teenager. Typically the male initiates this signal, as an attempt to attract a female that can give an honest reply to his liking. More often, however, the male is fooled by another male, generally much older, who will impersonate his "dream girl" for his own sick, sadistic pleasure.

Horny teenager: "A/S/L?"
50yr old bald, obese guy sitting naked at computer, scratching double chin and eating cheetos: "16/F/hopefully in your bedroom soon ;) "
Horny Teenager: "Wanna cyber?!?!"
50yr old dude: "Thought you'd never ask!!!!!"

by PurEvil May 4, 2006

F.I.N.A.L.S.

Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit; often used by college students during finals week.

student: "I have F.I.N.A.L.S. this week so Im stressing out and studying/learning everything"

by Steveso1 December 17, 2006

a/s/l/o/s

Age/sex/location/orientation/status. Derived from the word a/s/l the objection of this word get more information about the one you are chatting with. Commonly used when talking to strangers online.

person 1: a/s/l/o/s ?
person 2: 16/male/U.S.A/straight/single
person 2: you?
person 1: 51/male/U.S.A/Bi/single
*person 2 disconnected from chat*

by Smashking242 October 5, 2010