Rugby League 

A boring, low-scoring game played by drunken louts. The players often abuse women sexually.

NRL is an unpopular sport in Australia because AFL is the national sport. When will they learn that their code is crap?

"NRL sucks! More people support the AFL."

Rugby League by Anonymous March 4, 2005

rugby league 

The inferior form of rugby. Invented in the North of England after a dispute over whether players should be paid. Can be quite tedious to watch as the defending team have to retreat after every tackle until the tackle count is reached.

Not as popular as rugby Union

Great tackle!! now bugger off and let him get the ball back.

rugby league by JJ May 29, 2004

Rugby league 

a shit sport where everyone fingers each others arse.

puff
Daniel
Crap
noob
Nip spiort

Rugby league by Seb March 21, 2005

Rugby League 

A proper sport, Men full on tackling men not crying because they got a bruise on their ankle like Ronaldo!

Popular in the North of England, Austrailia and New Zealand.

The best teams play this game!

"Rugby League is way better than football"

"Warrington Wolves are a rugby league team"

"So are St Helens, Wigan Warriors etc"

Rugby League by WarringtonGirl1991 January 4, 2012

Rugby league 

Rugby league is the best sport popular in the U.K. and Australia

Let’s have a game of rugby league , not union!

Rugby league by TheKid211 December 20, 2017

Rugby league

Rugby league is a term used to define homosexuality between the two types of rugby players.

Rugby league players are easily spotted as they will have a boner in the changing room after a training session. And will always complain about how union players have the biggest willys.

Are you straight, or do you play rugby league?
Mum, dad… I think it’s time I came out, I play rugby league.

Rugby league by Charlie2006 October 12, 2025

Rugby League Drunk 

To bring one's own particular brand of drunken stupidity to an unsuspecting public resulting in physical, verbal or psychological demarches upon the individual, their friends, kin or other sectarian grouping.

Jim got so drunk friday night he shat on a dog, had sex with a carpet and passed out in a fire escape, boy was he rugby league drunk.

Rugby League Drunk by The Suva Splinter August 5, 2012