by Toni GozTor May 11, 2018
by cosmokramer329 November 05, 2012
Any dude you are friends with that can't answer his phone or return a text, but when the shoe is on the other foot he is a victim, AKA he is just a big Assbag Pussy....
Person 1: Dude I just tried calling Jim.
Person2: Did he answer?
Person 1: No he is just a big ass Cunt Ruffle.
Person2: Did he answer?
Person 1: No he is just a big ass Cunt Ruffle.
by Hey Jack November 27, 2016
by Karl Eller February 09, 2010
To ruffle a person's jimmies is to taunt them by comparing them to someone who's more successful than them.
by Asidd January 01, 2011
When your very tired from partying the night before with a friend who is an avid runner and has more energy than a uranium fuel rod and he calls you because you missed your 0600 showtime for a 5 mile run.
Phone rings “ring ring ring, dude in bed answers- Hello? Caller says in a dubious voice- “Hey what you doing man? Dude in bed responds, “Duuude, I’m ruffling in the sheets man”. Ruffling in the sheets? WTH does that mean? I’m half way between being ready and going back to bed which is better than being in bed and not being ready!
When someone ruffles the person they luff's hair in a sort of condescending way, but they are just trying to show their love for the person.
by RainbowKaitou April 22, 2009