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rubbernecking delay 

n. traffic delay caused by motorists' gawking at any type of car accident, even those on the shoulder of the road. Delays caused by rubberneckers are often the main reason for the slowing of traffic after an accident, rather than the accident itself.
Sorry we're late— 95 was backed up for miles from a rubbernecking delay.
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Rubber Duck 

The ultimate symbol of friendship. The rubber duck symbolizes the strong bind two friends have that will may never be broken and will remain strong through the test of time.
Our friendship is like a rubber duck, it cant be sunken.
Rubber Duck by C-mo-95 March 19, 2017

Rubber duck 

Masturbation at its best. Men with their meat. Ladies with their beans. No one ever makes it to breakfast, though they're always scrambling their own eggs.
"Thanks for taking me out for pudding at your grandfathers retirement home, but I really must go home so i can rubber duck and tend to my studies before bed."

If I was ever faced with a situation like the world was about to implode, I'd try to rubber duck before it did.
Rubber duck by BoxOfPies January 12, 2010

Rubber duck 

Term used you are unconcerned or do not care about a situation anymore. Or when you have too many problems but you want to stay positive.

Synonym, fuck it.
guy: I'm so stressed with all these back to back exams😩😩
Other guy: relax bro. Sometimes you just gahta rubber duck
Rubber duck by Teyyiiiii November 8, 2020

Rubber Duck 

A wank with rubber gloves on
After my wife had done the washing up I took a rubber glove and went for a rubber duck

Rubberneck 

Rubberneck is the action of hanging with your girl and checking others girls out, then pretend to insult them while snapping a pic for later.
Look how smooth he can Rubberneck! He is a Rubberneck God!
Rubberneck by JerryTheToyMonkey November 29, 2016