When a specimen on a Honda big red drives full tit at a goose in a large body of water while under the influence and of multiple cold Woodstock’s
by Spleff January 30, 2022
Get the Goose rootermug. A term to describe a bodyboarder.
by omg i am wtf uber November 15, 2006
Get the turtle rootermug. 1) A cluster of male reproductive cells, usually enhanced for viewing; Sperm when viewed closely; Semen magnified to closely resemble a creek bed full of tadpoles.
2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.
2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.
Richie had the doctor perform a vasectomy, because he didn't want those squirmy rooters getting through.
by CircadianHour December 1, 2009
Get the Squirmy Rootersmug. by smokie mcpot March 28, 2003
Get the rectal rootermug. An individual who facilitates the expanding of a vagina (a.k.a. cooter). Expansion may occur through the use of any object, preferably an erect penis, an enclosed fist, or three or more fingers can be used. A twisting motion is best along with rapid insertion.
She was a little tight at first, but after a visit from my local cooter rooter, she opened up like a blossoming flower on a brillant spring day.
by Slasho McMurderson September 10, 2008
Get the cooter rootermug. A mad rooter is an Australian term for a good friend that has a wild sense of humour . A friend that’s got your back and would do almost anything for you.
“Oi ya mad rooter, what’s goin’ on??”
“Have a look at this mad rooter”
“You’re a mad rooter for doin’ that for me”
“Have a look at this mad rooter”
“You’re a mad rooter for doin’ that for me”
by Scooter the mad rooter June 8, 2018
Get the mad rootermug. by tbang123 October 6, 2009
Get the Rootermug.