Roon’s law

The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the original discoverer

"You hear about Roon’s law?”

"Yah man but funny thing. It was made by this guy called Andrew Reed"

by Martian bot December 26, 2021

Roon Weslpoa

When you think something is going to go as predicted, but in reality it catches you off guard as it turns into a complete effing mess.

"I was walking at Disney, trying to take a short cut by the carousel when a portly woman abruptly stopped in front of me, pulling a Roon Weslpoa, when I tripped and bumped into her."

by YosemiteSami March 9, 2017