Moonlight Desires

Gowan's unexplainable sexual weakness to the feminized moonlight's desires.

These moonlight desires haunt me, they want me.

by ronj December 07, 2014

ronning

verb
1)to jump in and take over a task that someone else is doing, without being asked.
2)to ineptly procreate with your wife, leaving her totally unsatisfied.

"quit ronning me, go find your own job"
"hey honey, in this position we can both watch the game"

by RonJ March 14, 2008

Schnauzler

The combination of a schnauzer and a Hausler.

I saw the wolf-gash tenderly carrying a schnauzler the other day.

by ronj January 13, 2011

Wolf-gash

The combination between a Wolfgang and a gash. This results in a hairy werewolf possessing a large slit in their lower lip. The wolf-gash is also holding a Schnauzler.

I saw the Wolf-gash and was quite frightened.

by ronj January 13, 2011

Zipple

A nipple possessing zits of great proportions.

I finally popped my zipple, there was so much white stuff.

by ronj January 13, 2011

Wolfgang

A German masseuse capable of anything.

I went to see (Wolfgang) about my skin condition.

by ronj May 18, 2010