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Mitt Romney

Something Massachusetts is happy to be rid of. More commonly known as "Mitt the Shit" or "Mittens", Romney left office before he could be run out of the state on a rail. He really did a good job fixing the Big Dig. Yeah, right!

This guy is not only incompetitent, he's the biggest flip-flopper in politics. And this doesn't mean his position "evolves" over time or as the situation changes. Mitten's position changes depending on which state he happens to be in at the time. No nuance about this guy. He's one of those "dazzle them with bullshit" kind of politicians, about as cardboard and phony as you will find in politics.
Mitt Romney is George W. Bush after elocution lessons.
by DK Sett May 23, 2007
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romneyzilla

a tax avoiding corporate raiding monster that eats poor people, small companies, and pension funds, then shits money into foreign bank accounts and creates overseas jobs.
I lost my job and pension. Romneyzilla got me.
by Bago Bargo September 5, 2012
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Tony Romanelli

The CEO and co-founder of Frontwire Studios, the company behind the Star Wars Battlefront 3 remake turned independent project called Galaxy in Turmoil, or GiT for short. On September 30, 2017, Tony was forced to delay the demo for GiT. Tony explained why he made this choice in a video called "GiT Demo Update", where he explains that Frontwire Studios is a volunteer studio where the developers have full time jobs and family commitments. He also explained how they want to make the game as best as possible upon release. This leads many fans today wondering when they will finally be able to experience the world of GiT...
Sup guys Tony with Frontwire Studios here

Tony when will we get GiT

Tony give us more GiT leaks pls

Tony Romanelli is god
by EmperorPig July 4, 2018
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Romneyzoid

A blind supporter of Willard "Mitt" Romney during the 2012 presidential election, who is demonstrably devoid of thought. When asked why they support Romney, they will resort to criticizing President Obama rather than talking about Romney's policies. Given the vague nature of Romney's own campaign, this applies to, arguably, every Romney supporter.
When arguing with a Romneyzoid, I realized that you can't win if your opponent supports nothing.

The RNC auditorium of Romneyzoids roared with applause after the cyborg gave his speech.
by HunkOJunkInTrunk October 15, 2012
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Romney'd

To strap an animal or person to the exterior of your vehicle
Did you see those fools in Ft. Wayne who Romney'd the four kids to their hood?

My dog would shit on the roof too if I romney'd his crate to the roof of my car.
by jwfromnj October 21, 2012
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Mitt Romney 2012

An expression used after saying some extremely offensive or disgusting to shed humor or justify what was said
I think we should just kill all of the crack babies and welfare queens....... Mitt Romney 2012

I wish my parents were dead...... Mitt Romney 2012
by werstonmutterson December 12, 2012
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Romney

"The three and a half hour in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite."

Based on Jon Stewart's criticism that Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney changed his opinion on a contraception bill within 3.5 hours.
Jon Stewart: "Oh my god, we've been sitting in this car for two and a half Romneys now!"
by nirvana4lf May 30, 2012
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