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a jubie person that has not only an amazing heart but a great personality. Very fun to be around and is very educated and determined to succeed. Has a very soothing and calm voice and a contagious laugh. Everyone wants to be friends with Ralston. He's the person you want to hang with. Very fit and built.
Friend: hey, what are you doing today?

Me: Hanging with Ralston! You wanna come he's so much FUN!!
by stizzynizzy11 March 18, 2020
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Ralston Middle School

A crummy middle school located in between a higschool (Carlmont High) and juvy (cool). Teachers are crazy. And you get a garbage duty for cutting in the lunch line. Most kids that go here go to Carlmont later. If you go to Ralston well ewww. At least you have an animal for a mascot and not a man in a skirt. Oh and to add to the maddness there is Mountain Lions that attack deers. (poor deers) they should really attack the admin.
Boy: What school do you go to?
Girl: Ralston Middle School.

Boy: Eww. I hope a Mountain Lion eats you.
by K-Drizzle-Shizzle February 24, 2011
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Royston

Royston's meaning is settlement of Royce; son of Royce. From the element 'tun' which is of the meaning town, settlement, homestead. The name is derived from the surname, itself from the English place name in Hertfordshire known in medieval times as 'settlement of Royce'. Noun; elusive and mysterious; highly creative; incredibly handsome & charming; intelligent; funny with a great sense of humor; technically skilled; a great lover; likes pork and can make insanely good sausage rolls.
Royston is a great bloke, let's invite him over to dinner.
by the great correcter February 4, 2010
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ralston

tight azz suburb of omaha where there's alwayz a party goin on
Where the party goin down?

It's goin down in Ralston tonight.
by CaptainPIMP December 17, 2003
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Ralston Shower

To cover oneself in deodourant instead of showering.
You don't shower for 4 days, just Ralston shower.
by whitemince October 1, 2009
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Ralston Valley High School

Located in Arvada, Colorado, and A suburb of Denver. Ralston Valley High School is the location of the 2006 AIDS Scare in which nearly all of the sexy, yet disgusting, females collapsed in the disease ridden halls. Some notable homos from the flaming baby blue school are Daniel Tosh, Ellen Degeneres, and Elton John. Ralston Valley (also called Vanilla Valley) Is mainly aryan dominated, just the way they like. RV is known for their massive ragers where Charlie Sheen caliber lines of coke are delivered by the truck load, and inhaled almost instantly. At these parties, and in the school in general, muscle shirts and large biceps are required at all times. Lack of muscle at VV will result in your useless and shriveled testicles to be promptly removed and blended into an AIDS margarita. In short, it sucks there. :)
Jacob: Hey you wanna go to that crazy party at Ralston Valley High School?

Tyrone: Nah bro I'm black.
by Arvada, Colorado December 30, 2011
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Royston

Someone who exhibits odd, peculiar, disturbing behaviour and/or attitudes. Especially if they are from a small town or area where there is a limited gene pool. From the dark British comedy series "The League of Gentlemen", set in the fictional town of Royston Vasey.
That guy who is making gallows and exporting them to Zimbabwe is a complete Royston!
by Braindead26 September 21, 2008
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