Roderich

A character from the anime and manga Axis Powers Hetalia. He is the representation of the country Austria and came up with Prussia's favorite tagline: 'Prussia has seized and occupied my vital regions!'

He loves to play his piano and would rather focus on his hobbies other than work. His favorite hobby other than the piano is baking, mostly cakes and famous for his God cake.

Person 1: Hey Roddy~!
Roderich: Leave Gilbert.
Person 1: PIANO PORN!
Roderich: >w.>

by SerasKucheki October 7, 2010

I rode a horse once

Used to indicate the presence of a particularly stupid person.

"I rode a horse once"
"What?"

by baked_goods_ April 22, 2009

Tiger Rodeo

When you're about to get laid with that drunk chick you just met, Lay a little bit of TigerBalm on the outside part of the condom. Try to stay as long as possible inside. May the best man win. Tiger Rodeo

Last night i broke my official Tiger Rodeo record.

by gestion.jc November 6, 2014

this ain't my first rodeo

you've done something before

settle down, this ain't my first rodeo

by pimpthug September 2, 2010

rodeo hug

A rodeo hug is an awkward hug with someone who would never expect it (bonus points for a business situation) where you try to hold on for 8 seconds. Typically, there are bonus points for stylistic maneuvers like swirling a hand on their back or tucking one's head into their neck. Whispers of "I never want this moment to end" also earn bonus points. It is in poor taste to lift the recipient off their feet. It is acceptable for the recipient to poke the "cowboy" in the ribs.

Hey, did you see Alan rodeo hug the new guy at the office? It was amazing, but he only made it 7 seconds.

by proskweeto January 5, 2015

Rhode Island Tire Shine

When some asshole in his Maserati, Benz, Porsche, etc. from New York parks too close to your dirty pickup truck, so you bless his new Pirellis with about 14 ounces of used Miller light straight out of your wang.

Damn, Roger really blessed that asshole in the Maser with a fresh RHODE ISLAND TIRE SHINE!!

But Matty slayed that Benz at the country club the other day with a fresh RI tire shine…

Morgan really shined up that Maybach last night…homey got straight blessed with that tire shine!!

by MIZZLER May 5, 2022

Tub of Lard Rodeo

Find a large women at a bar or anywhere and take her home. Get her to sleep with you and rail her from behind. When you start to finish yell at her "Your a fat bitch!". She will act like a bull and try to throw you off, but hold on as long as you can and keep going at it.

Last night i gave some fat bitch a tub of lard rodeo and she was thralling around for 5 minutes!

by BDoom August 2, 2009