A smug, middle class, middle age, mainly female person. Found at the waters edge with their bucket (containing crocs, bright orange PE bag & waterproof camera for taking selfies in the sea)
Will be clutching a thermos & grinning wildly at the sky whilst typing "I feel so alive #wildswimming when the working class are at their pleb jobs"
Optional VW transporter nearby, or electric bike with panniers for draping a towel on. The most nauseating cretins on gods earth basically.
Will be clutching a thermos & grinning wildly at the sky whilst typing "I feel so alive #wildswimming when the working class are at their pleb jobs"
Optional VW transporter nearby, or electric bike with panniers for draping a towel on. The most nauseating cretins on gods earth basically.
I met a total Dry Robe last night at Jons party, boasting about how efficient her new Philippino cleaner is at getting the sand out of the shower tray
by Torbaydos February 11, 2022
Get the Dry Robemug. a term for a paedophile. Coined by chris. morris on the brilliant TV show Brass eye. Other terms include....nonce, perv,two pinned in plug, bush dodger, small bean regarder, unabummer, nut administrator, bent ref, the crazy world of arthur brown, fence vole, free willy, chimney bottler, bunty man and shrub rocketeer
by will July 2, 2005
Get the robe intrudermug. I wanted skin to skin but she made me robe up.
I always robe up when I do a prostitute.
I robe up when I wank. Avoids a mess.
I always robe up when I do a prostitute.
I robe up when I wank. Avoids a mess.
by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018
Get the Robe Upmug. The covering of clothes worn by a courtroom judge.
A courtroom judge, usually described as a noun when identifying the judge as having a bloated ego and a poor sense of justice.
A courtroom judge, usually described as a noun when identifying the judge as having a bloated ego and a poor sense of justice.
by Jon Davis January 13, 2004
Get the black robemug. Referring to the infamous "I put on my robe and wizard hat" line used in a cyber sex session made famous by bash.org. Used to describe someone capable of ruining a conversation with anyone of the opposite sex beyond the point of repair.
"Hey, who was that hot girl Joey was talking to yesterday?"
"Dunno, he went all robe and hat on her, scared her off."
"Dunno, he went all robe and hat on her, scared her off."
by furkel May 27, 2009
Get the Robe and hatmug. The day when you become a super star at your job or got lots of respect from your boss. When this day comes you can totally afford coming to work in robe because you are fucking awesome.
by KrolikRu May 30, 2018
Get the Robe daymug. A strategy for roulette where the player places an equal bet on two of either the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd 12. This allows the player to have about a 63% chance of multiplying their bet by 1.5.
Using the Robe Theorem, Calum placed $50 on the 2nd and 3rd 12, so he had about a 63% chance of turning that $100 he bet into $150.
by Sultry Santa March 7, 2018
Get the Robe Theoremmug.