Risk Universalis

A game retarded people with no balls play

john: Yooo you should play Risk Universalis
me: nah I ain't playing that shit

by RadicalReborn August 11, 2020

infatuation risk

A person who has a crush on you who you must avoid or ignore to prevent him or her from thinking your are interested.
Also, a situation where a person would find him or herself the center of unwanted sexual or amorous attention.

"Man, that ugly girl, Katrina, has been crushing on me for months. I'm trying to stay away from her because she's an infatuation risk."
"Don't bring your hot straight guy friends to a gaybar. That's an infatuation risk."

by dancinjansen March 8, 2008

Nothing is worth the risk

"Nothing is worth the risk" is a message in the Youtube series by Alex Kister, Mandela Catalogue, used to describe that when an alternate encounter is reported, they will not send personnel or police to help the caller ("Calmly reassure the caller that help is on the way. The call can be ended when they stop responding to your questions"), because absolutely NOTHING is worth the risk when it comes to facing an alternate.

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"NOTHINGISWORTHTHERISKNOTHINGISWORTHTHERISKNOTHINGISWORTHTHERISK"
-Mandela Catalogue "The T.H.I.N.K. Principle"

J: Please help me, there is an alternate in my home!
P: Don't worry. Help is on the way!
N: NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK
NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK
NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK
NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK
NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK
NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK

by amogus#8052 February 27, 2022

Risky Dice

A game where a group or so gather and assign a dare/task to a number on a die. Whoever rolls such picked number has to do the task.

Group of people are bored.

Person A: "Who's up for risky dice?"
Group: "Why not!"
Person B: "Whoever rolls a six has to take a shot of cream from my belly button!"
*Everyone rolls a dice and person D gets a six*

Person D now has to complete the chanllenge.

by lilwhitts December 10, 2010

Risky Trixie

When a male driver gives oral pleasure to a female in the passenger seat

After visiting her grandparents I gave her a risky trixie on the way back home

by Sillock94 January 21, 2020

Risky The Fox

A cute foxo that is an amazing foxo and a overall fun to be around foxo!

Hey, did you see Risky The Fox yesterday?

Yea, he is amazing!

by Nix The Folf March 7, 2020

Risky Squidward

When a guy takes a laxative and bends over, the partner gets behind him and grabs his dick between his legs and tries to get him off before the laxative kicks in.

“Chad and I tried the Risky Squidward last night and he won… he frosted me like a cake.”

by SlapRackBang March 16, 2022