Rip Shit Tear Ass

The excruciating pain one incurs when finally completing a successful bowel movement which feels as if you have just received an episiotomy in child birth.

End result: Bloody stool & burning anus

Son of a bitch Debby, that turd was soooooo big it left me shaking. I always hate those rip shit tear asses!

by Jeepersbo February 02, 2007

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ripped off my ass

a state of intoxication usually from using marijuana. To be extremely high.

Dick Cheney: So what'd you do on Saturday?
George Bush: I smoked some amazing bud and got ripped off my ass when I was supposed to be helping Jenna with her homework.

by budd April 25, 2005

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alien abduction ass ripping

When the aliens from your past life come to your window and kidnap you, bringing your vulnerable body deep into space to resize your holes and connect your ass to your womb so you can't use anal as an escape route from mother hood you fucking whore Amanda.

I just got back from an alien abduction ass ripping and am now showing octo mom hows it's damn done.

by JAM IN THE TOE March 23, 2020

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rip roaring red ass

When you have the shits really bad and your asshole gets red from whiping it so much.

Shit dude, I have a rip roaring red ass.

by zack February 24, 2003

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Rip off your ass and hand it to you

To beat someone so bad that their ass becomes a jiggling mass of gel hanging off their spine, allowing you to rip it off and place it in their hands as they collapse into a heap of excruciating pain. After the beaten person finishes convulsing, you place their severed posterior next to their lips so that it looks like they are kissing their own ass while posting hilarious videos to social media.

You disrespect me and I'll rip off your ass and hand it to you!!!

by IGKYA53 October 02, 2020

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