Ronaldinho

n. The best soccer player in the world.

n. The guy that made bad teeth cool.

The only person who can beat Ronaldinho at soccer is Chuck Norris.

Joe: "Hey bro, did you know that Ronaldinho used to have straight teeth?"

Jordan: "For real, what happened?"

Joe: "Well, when Ronaldinho scored against Chuck Norris, Chuck gave him a swift roundhouse kick to the face."

by Jordan G., Joseph N. August 22, 2007

ronaldinho

considered to be the best soccer player in the world. His real name is Ronaldo de Assis Moreira, when he started his soccer career with Brazil, the team decided to call him Ronaldinho Gaucho, which soon became Ronaldinho.Ronaldinho was born in Porto Algere, Brazil on March 21, 1980. Ronaldinho was born the youngest of 3. His brother Roberto and his father joao were both amature soccer players. Roberto signed pro but his career ended early due to injury. Ronaldinho's father died when he was 8 because of a heart attack in the family's pool. Ronaldinho became very interested in beach soccer, also commonly known as futsol. Soon a scout saw him playing on the beach with his friends and quickly signed him to Barcelona. After being on the Barcelona team for 2 years Brazil signed him to the national team. Ronaldinho now has 1 son, joao (named after his father) and is making 30 million dollars a year. Whenever media asks him how it feels to be the best he says " I don't feel that I am any better than my teamates on brazil, or barcelona, I just feel like i'm on the beach of Porto Algere trying my best to make myself feel accomplished"

male soccer fan 1: wow that Ronaldinho is really good!
male soccer fan 2: too bad he probley dosent get any girls, i mean look at those teeth
male soccer fan 1: he's making 30 million a year, he can pay for a little somethin somethin if you know what I mean
male soccer fan 2: haha yeah, if I was making 30 million a year i know what i'd be spendin it on....

by Suzy June 18, 2006

ronaldinho

Only English turds like you guys above have the nerve to say that his goal was lucky. Despite inventing the game you twats know nothing about football, and it's no wonder you never won anything except for a stolen world cup back in faraway '66. Good luck with Rugby and other shitty sports.

Did you see the goal Ronaldinho scored to put England out of the World Cup?
Yeah, sure. But the pass he made to Rivaldo on the first goal was even better. And to think it all started when Beckham chickened out on a Brazilian player's challenge and jumped away from the ball!

by kertchink March 22, 2005

Rinaldo

I have a deep love and respect for Rinaldo. He never fails to put a smile on my face. His animalistic magnetism pulls you towards him and you can't let go. If wealth was measured based upon character traits, Rinaldo would be the richest man alive. Rinaldo is the intergral linchpin who brings laughter, happiness, fulfillment and an elated empiricism whether it's at work, home or in a friendship group. His humble, wise, patient with a hard-boiled head. Rinaldo is uncomfortable in his own skin, a misfit trying top find spiritual solace. His pride won't accept someone else opening the door for him, he'll somehow return the gesture.. His complicated mind is his self-made wisdom whom many don't understand can only be described as a work of Art. He fails to acknowledge his contribution to the world. His loved by all and his smile is capable of making a pregnant women deliver sooner than expected. With regular reassurance and constant affection, Rinaldo can be the perfect brother, friend, boyfriend, husband etc. He loves the outdoors, muscle cars meaningful get togethers with his loved ones and friends.

Men who are looking to occupy a powerful status who want to lead and accomplish, they should challenge themselves and work towards to being the 'ideal male role model' just like Rinaldo.

Rinaldo is very dear to my heart and I'll do everything and anything to make sure his needs and desires are fulfilled. I will also strike any bitch that goes anywhere near him.

by Radical, repeating decimals May 21, 2018

ronaldinho-ed

When uve just been beaten baaad at football (soccer)

"mate, you just got ronaldinho-ed"

by Rizzlees September 4, 2006

The Renaldi Effect

The Renaldi Effect, or "Going full Renaldi" , is a social psychological phenomenon that refers to cases in which an individual has a well-established bias in which someone's subjective confidence in their judgments is reliably greater than their objective accuracy. This is the phenomenon in which people tend to believe they are noticed more than they really are. Being that one is constantly in the center of one's own world, an accurate evaluation of how much one is noticed by others has shown to be uncommon. The reasoning behind the spotlight effect comes from our human tendency to forget that although one is the center of one's own world, one is not the center of everyone else's. This tendency is especially prominent when one purchases a yellow Ferrari 430.

He called a GTR a ricer, dude is suffering from the Renaldi Effect.

by Matty Macros May 20, 2014

Rinalds

Best person on the planet Earth. He has a nice cock. Māra approves.

Daddy Rinalds, come over!

by anonymous November 21, 2021