Myles Riordan

An internet hacker wanted by the FBI for allegedly hacking into the governments database and downloading hundreds of confidential files. He is to be considered "Electronically Armed and Extremely Dangerous Regarding any Contact Over The Internet. The FBI is currently offering a $75,000 prize for information leading to his direct capture. As for now, he was removed from the FBI's wanted list as he was determined dead or untraceable.

Myles Riordan is wanted by the FBI

by Don Cheadle Jr December 6, 2020

Rigor-coitus

The act of making love to a long lost love or spouse after they have died. Possibly in a scenic setting like in front of a fireplace or at a grave yard. This is not to be confused with necrophilia because it embodies the love that one may have once had for said corpse.

Walter: Where were you last night Howard?

Howard: I was just really depressed thinking about Emma's passing, i had to go down to the cemetary and have her one last time...

Walter: Sometimes rigor-coitus is the only way to relive the passion you once had, I'm sorry Howard, one day soon you'll be able to join her again...

Howard: Yea, i was thinking next tuesday possibly.

by The Crypt Creeps December 12, 2010

Rigor Mortis

Rigor Mortis happens about 3-6 hours after death. It starts in the head, and goes down to the feet. It begins to leave through the feet and exits through the head. This has nothing to do with blood. That is post mortem lividty. Rigor mortis occurs as a result of a chemical change in the muscles of the decedent, causing them to become very stiff and difficult to manipulate.

Also, this has nothing to do with erections that is called a "priapism".

Because this person has been dead for 13 hours, rigor mortis has set in, and I am having trouble moving them.

by DanniCupcake October 28, 2007

Riordan High School

The trashiest all-boys catholic high school in San Francisco. It's over run with hoodrats and people who regularly go to the grove. Mostly filipino kids and gay homo niggas.

Nigga #1: Yo did you hear about what happened at Archbishop Riordan High School?
Nigga #2: Nah bruh what the fuck happened?
Nigga #1: Some nigga got caught kissing a dude
Nigga #2: those riordan niggas are on some gay shit smh

by breezy212 June 6, 2018

Rilo'd

(Verb)is a term used when a male and female have sexual relations with one another, and the female doesn't reach climax or orgasm, left unsatisfied and disappointed.

"Did you and Judd have sex?"

"Yes we had sex but..."
"BUT WHAT?!@@!? HE IS SO HOT AND HIS DICK IS NICE"
"All thats true but he doesn't know how to use his nice dick, he RILO'D me and left me to finish myself off with my battery operated boyfriend"

Also can be used as shown below

"I need some pussy " "well when times get tough just go RILO an ugly chick or a swamp donkey. Just get your nut off in her and hard af and then leave, all ugly bitches have a dildo to finish themselves off" "you are right man uggles bitches are used to it"

by L0RD FGT January 28, 2017

rizored

To act in an overly drunken manner. Stumbling, slurred speech, and forgetting to pay your bar tab.

"Man last night was great but i got so rizored I forgot to pay my tab again!"

by M.P.C. January 22, 2007

Riordan's moeder

Riordan is a small place in The Netherlands, from 1870 it wasn't even recorded in the foundation registry until 2009. Now it's a acknowledged place with a population of 1800 people and they are called: "Riordanees". Riordans Moeder is the name for the only motel located there. On the day of its grand opening every Riordanees was invited to spend the night there free of charge.

Dude, i totally spend the night in Riordan's Moeder last night.

by ShadyShadow April 23, 2009