Plutonium Blast Rifle

Slang for any type of bong with a very large capacity for smoke.

Captain: load the plutonium blast rifle!
Ensign: AYE SIR!
Captain: Ignite Plutonium blast rifle!
Captain: :::::BUBBLING:::::
Captain: :::::violent Coughing:::::
seconds later.....
Ensign: sir do you need to report to sick bay?
Captain: shutup chris!

by Neb sicnarf January 16, 2008

Rifle Kick

To kick someone lying on either the opposite side of the bed or under the covers.

Jesus Christ, Gary getting slapped caused him to 'rifle kick' Siobhan in the face!

by mfisher64 August 14, 2010

Assault Rifle

A term for a rifle made up by the media to make rifles sound scary. Try putting the word assault in front of anything that could hurt you when the wrong person uses it. Now it sounds scary, right? You're on your way to becoming a news reporter.

I'll shoot you with my assault rifle!
I'll beat you with my assault bible!
I'll hit you with my assualt car!
I'll punch you with my assault fists!

by thegrindstone January 20, 2015

piss rifle

The piss induced erection men wake up with,usualy after a few beers the night before.Second only to diamond in atomic rigidness it is impossible to bend down towards the toliet bowl for a hit and miss,forcing men to go walking the plank.
AKA: Dawn Horn,Morning Root,etc

Jesus christ,put that thing away you pervy little fuck!!

Sorry Mum,these boxers weren't built for piss rifles.

by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004

Meat Rifle

another word for penis, cock, schlong, or any other dick reference you can think of

want me to shoot you with my meat rifle ?

by Peter, Matt, Cameron December 9, 2008

Riffed up

The most intense level of fucked up that a person can get; when a person is so savage that he/she goes beast mode on everything in sight.

-Did you see Josh last night? He punched the wall and was threatening everyone.

-Yeah, man. He was pretty riffed up.

by bigdaddyfrat6969 May 31, 2011

brute plasma rifle

Variation of the Plasma Rifle from the popular Xbox game Halo 2. It fires red, isntead of blue, plasma bolts. Powerful when dueled with almost anything, only drawback is dude to the higer rate of fire, it overheats much faster.

Turf has a brute plasma rifle right by the downed scarab.

by Maltaethiron May 30, 2005