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RICKETY

an adjective to describe a person or an object that is dumb, ignorant, unnecesary, doesn't function properly or mentally incompetent.
A Teacher says What does Thrifty mean?
A student replies stealing!
That student is therefore RICKETY for not only missing the overall concept of the word but for just being plain RICKETY!!
by ugafan2081 January 28, 2011
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Ricket

A Crab

A flu wear'n fool

A dead mothafucker
Blood "I ckapped a fuckin ricket with my glock"

Blood #2 "Fuck it-lets kill the rest!"
by lil blood May 25, 2006
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'Ricket

'Ricket, noun - A mistake (UK Slang)

Drop a 'ricket - To make a mistake (UK Slang)
First recorded use: "It's in the law of averages that if you are chopping all day you must at some time make a 'ricket and chop your hand or something." -Frank Norman, Bang to Rights, p. 29. 1958
by phloid December 24, 2018
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Ricket

A word Blood gang affiliates use to diss Crip gang members.
by .:MENACE:. June 9, 2009
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ricker

A Seattle radio "personality" who is a complete douche, talks like a Fucktard and has such horrible bits as "Chinese Pizza" and "Rubber Chicken"
Hey my gangley gangster, did you happen to catch that douche Ricker today on the radio my brown? 'das right chk-it.
by Sedgewick James July 3, 2007
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ricketson

(pronounced "rick it, son!")
v. 1. ) To rig or assemble for temporary emergency use; improvise, usually wth poor or even disastrous results. 2.) to jury-rig something with a shoddy substitute. 3.) exclamation to celebrate cheap jury-rigging.
n. a flimsy temporary fix.

Based on the work of spinal surgeon Dr. Robert Ricketson who lost his license to perform surgery after using a screwdriver in place of titanium rods on a patients neck.
"He broke his cell phone but used rolling papers to ricketson."
"Toss me that cactus. I need a jump so I'm gonna ricketson."
"I didn't study for my bar exam but fuck it. I'll just ricketson."
"I'm not taking cuts in line! That gum on the ground represents my placeholder. Ricketson!"
"We're out of dentures? Forget it. I'll ricketson. Give me those tictacs and some superglue. Now hold still, Mr. Landers..."
by Spider Goodlegs July 29, 2008
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Cunt Rickets

An acute inflammation and soreness of the vagina, lasting up to 3-4 days, and caused by prolonged sessions of sex lasting over 3 hours or more.
I fucked your Mom so long last night she got Cunt Rickets... Lucky for everyone else in line they aren't contagious.
by Dave Darkly Asst Mgr JJSS March 11, 2010
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