Richtarded

That moment when somebody is so rich, they have no idea how to spend their money wisely. So they spend lots of it on useless shit that isn't even relevant to them.

Max: Dude, did you here about Connor after he won the lottery?
Tom: Yeah, he spent it all on useless shit.
Max: That guy is so rich, he's retarded.
Tom: He's richtarded, Max. *Gets MLG glasses*

by BallistaTheDeer October 4, 2015

recarded

Being of mental defect ,plain ignorance, or stupidity. Originating in a popular pokemon stream, it was a misspelling of "retarded" that became common.

With all these newfags, things just got fucking recarded.

by Elechode July 11, 2010

Ricardoed

The act of someone scratching your new iPod touch.
This also gives you and Enrique the right to call them a bitch for ever

Drew:Ricardo can you jailbreak my iPod?
Ricardo:Sure
.....Next Day.....
Ricardo:here!
Drew:its not jailbroken? A scratch? you bitch! I got Ricardoed!

by Definitely not Drew September 9, 2010

dirty riccardo

The name of the elite gathering of sick cunts

When is the annual dirty Riccardo happening

by Rigby oralocs April 21, 2020

Riccardied

When the "riccardi" harshly repremands the "offender/victim" until completely souless inside. See also: Dictator with a paintbrush.

Guy 1: "Why is (victim) crying in his/her locker?"
Guy 2: "(Victim) forgot his/her assignment again and was savagely riccardied"

by Manderino August 6, 2007

Ricktarded

A person who has been on a bender for more than 6 weeks, and has now reached the point of appearing mentally challenged.

Wow, that dude is Ricktarded

by HilariousAlways January 29, 2018

Riccardi

1) typically someone that picks up girls two or three times his age and sodomizes them to satisfy his sexual needs. Then leaves the soiled condom on their nightstand. (usually from West Virginia)

Hurshisor: "Look at those bitches, they are old."

Freehonkey: "Don't drink too much or you'll end up pulling a riccardi!"

by slapshop April 19, 2011