by Mergateoidpenelope November 21, 2025
Get the Yung Rhinestone mug.We have all heard of the Rhinestone Cowboy, but this Femininomenon version is a bit different version than what Glen Campbell was thinking when he sang of a "star-spangled rodeo." The Rhinestone Cowgirl term was attributed in the 2025 release of the song 'The Giver' by the fabulous Chappell Roan and co-writer Dan Nigro. This incredibly catchy song not only launches Chappell into the increasingly discriminatory realm of country music, but also into her new super sparkly LGBTQ+ country dimension. They didn’t know what was headed their way. Hold onto your underwires, Beyonce.
The physical act of the Rhinestone Cowgirl is not quite as short lived as the long-fabled Cowboy on his bull… or on a woman. The shine and sparkle of the Rhinestone Cowgirls makeup and fun dress certainly dazzle the senses. The Cowgirls have inherent knowledge of how things work and how to execute certain results. As Chappell sings, they ‘Get the job done’. The ‘job done’ is only concluded, but by no way over, with the recipients experience of long lasting and multiple orgasms, extraordinary pleasure not previously known to exist, and the general brightness and sparkle that illuminates their lives.
Hence, they have been properly Rhinestone Cowgirled.
The physical act of the Rhinestone Cowgirl is not quite as short lived as the long-fabled Cowboy on his bull… or on a woman. The shine and sparkle of the Rhinestone Cowgirls makeup and fun dress certainly dazzle the senses. The Cowgirls have inherent knowledge of how things work and how to execute certain results. As Chappell sings, they ‘Get the job done’. The ‘job done’ is only concluded, but by no way over, with the recipients experience of long lasting and multiple orgasms, extraordinary pleasure not previously known to exist, and the general brightness and sparkle that illuminates their lives.
Hence, they have been properly Rhinestone Cowgirled.
She Rhinestone Cowgirled me so hard last night that I'll be smiling and wearing her/their glitter for weeks.
by Christine Cat March 20, 2025
Get the Rhinestone Cowgirl mug.I'm a scary gargoyle on a tower
That you made with plastic power
Your rhinestone eyes are like factories far away
When the paralytic dreams that we all seem to keep
Drive on engines 'til they weep
With future pixels in factories far away
So call the mainland from the beach
All parties now washed up in bleach
The waves are rising for this time of year
And nobody knows what to do with the heat
Under sunshine pylons, we'll meet
While rain is falling like rhinestones from the sky
I got a feeling now my heart is frozen
All the verses and the corrosion
Have been after native in my soul
I prayed on the unmovable
Yeah, clinging to the atoms of rock
Seasons, the adjustments
Times have changed
I can't see now, she said, "Taxi"
Now that light is so I can take
This storm brings strange loyalties and skies
I'm a scary gargoyle on a tower
That you made with plastic power
Your rhinestone eyes are like factories far away
Here we go again
That's electric
That's electric
Helicopters fly over the beach
Same time every day, same routine
A clear target in the summer when skies are blue
It's part of the noise when winter comes
It reverberates in my lungs
Nature's corrupted in factories far away
Here we go again
That's electric
Your love's like rhinestones falling from the sky
That's electric
That you made with plastic power
Your rhinestone eyes are like factories far away
When the paralytic dreams that we all seem to keep
Drive on engines 'til they weep
With future pixels in factories far away
So call the mainland from the beach
All parties now washed up in bleach
The waves are rising for this time of year
And nobody knows what to do with the heat
Under sunshine pylons, we'll meet
While rain is falling like rhinestones from the sky
I got a feeling now my heart is frozen
All the verses and the corrosion
Have been after native in my soul
I prayed on the unmovable
Yeah, clinging to the atoms of rock
Seasons, the adjustments
Times have changed
I can't see now, she said, "Taxi"
Now that light is so I can take
This storm brings strange loyalties and skies
I'm a scary gargoyle on a tower
That you made with plastic power
Your rhinestone eyes are like factories far away
Here we go again
That's electric
That's electric
Helicopters fly over the beach
Same time every day, same routine
A clear target in the summer when skies are blue
It's part of the noise when winter comes
It reverberates in my lungs
Nature's corrupted in factories far away
Here we go again
That's electric
Your love's like rhinestones falling from the sky
That's electric
by Depressedshocksitehater35 February 15, 2024
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