Retrolete

Someone who is not typically physically active, but enjoys sporting modern athletic apparel to give a fit and engaged appearance.

Did Tammy just get back from working out, she's been in spandex for the last half hour," Jon inquires. To which Jason responds, "No, Tammy is quite the retrolete and just likes that look.

by Swissmister June 15, 2010

Retirement Lord

An Argentine professional footballer that made a fake retirement after he sent his penalty to Mars in Copa America 2016 Final. He cried like a baby and retired from Argentina National Team, but he still playing for Argentina.

Ramsey, "Why do you come back? I remember that you had retired yesterday. You just like a retirement lord."

by I hate Messi December 23, 2020

401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan

Turn 18. Make a back injury/psychiatric disability claim with SSI. Sell weed and narcotics out of you trailer for extra income. Treat the emergency room like a doctors' office for your many abscesses you will get from injecting drugs. Have many kids you can't afford for the tax advantages. Never work, act entitled the rest of your life while taxpayers with real jobs support your lifestyle. Oh, and have a bunch of tattoos but claim your afraid of needles when it's time to get a life saving antibiotic IV while on vacation in the Hyatt ..(the hospital).......

Hey Craig, hows Matt doing these days? I think hes been working on his 401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan.

by BLACKHEATHER December 19, 2018

.44 Magnum Retirement Plan

When you fail to save and invest enough money for retirement and grow too old or get sick and can no longer work to earn money to maintain the lifestyle you are accustomed to. The .44 Magnum Retire Plan may be an option for you! Just place a loaded, high powered firearm to the side of your head or in your mouth and pull the trigger. All your retirement worries will disappear in an instant!

Clarence: “Hey Lance, how is your retirement portfolio looking?”.
Lance: “It’s strong to quite strong”.
Clarence: “Nice! You must have gotten in early on some wireless I.P.O.’s and made a killing!”.
Lance: “No. Truth be told, I haven’t saved or invested shit towards retirement. I’m 68 now and in failing health. I’m on the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan!”.

by E. Barlow June 22, 2021

Retrotext

When you send a text or IM message and miss spell a word needing to resend the word or message for it to make sense

The man ripped while running past us..
In RETROTEXT: The man tripped while running past us

by Dyslexik November 28, 2010

Retiremental

Relating to the retired world and the impact of retired things, being old, or old minded behavior, on the person or others.

Person 1: "My Grandmother is thinking about getting a Town & Country car."
Person 2: "Oh, how retiremental of her."
Person 1: "-__-"
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Person 1: "My Grandfather made my brother wash his clothes on a washboard today."
Person 2: "*Laughs* He's only 13, why is he being forced to be retiremental?"

by SeanHarbin August 7, 2012

Retirement Home

A place where old people go to die.

The food is generally of very poor quality, and most of their time there is spent sitting around in chair, asking themselves:

"Why do they never come to visit me"

While at the same time staring into the eternal abyss, realising that they are at the end of their life.

"We sent Grandma off to a retirement home after Grandpa died."

by GDPYT November 28, 2018