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residue squeezing

when a company or industry has saturated the market or is unable to expand its market, it creates products or situations that force consumers to buy more products or services. It creates these through lobbying/legislation or device or contract designs. they squeeze additional residual income and profits to get every last drop from you.
Did you upgrade to the latest version of Quicken? No, they've squeezed all the residue from me so I went to an open source product.

How do you replace the battery in your iPad? I can't. In their residue squeezing ways, I have to pay Apple to do it.

Isn't that the third fan you bought this year? Yeah, they keep breaking, and squeezing all my residue.
by AVDO2 May 2, 2011
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residuedoo

Poop stains left in the bowl after you flush
I had to throw toilet paper into the bowl and flush twice to get rid of my residuedoo.
by climbikejk May 25, 2011
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rectoplasmic residue

More than a fart. Less than a shart. A poopy residue left on your undies from the build up of farting throughout the day. Not quite a skid mark. Looks more like a brown cloud.
I can’t own white underwear. The rectoplasmic residue the builds up is way too noticeable.
by Tigerstyle March 13, 2021
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Band Camp Residue

n.
Band Camp Residue can really only be know to those in a marching band. Band Camp Residue may consist of the following: sweat,sunblock,bug spray,grass,dirt,other's residue,spit(for those next to someone who can't figure out when/how to empty their spit valves),and things invisible to the untrained eye: fear of failure,frustration and desperation. Residue gradually builds up during the day and the physical effects can be washed away with soap and water. As for the psychological effects,however,the only cure is more practice and/or more Cowbell.
Jenna: I feel gross.
Me: It's Band Camp Residue.
by TheOperaSoprano June 29, 2013
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Fart Residue

residue built up from repeatedly farting on any type of object consisting of fabric (clothes, seats, blankets, etc) this leaves a heavy scent of fart in the affected areas
After eating Indian food, I had a massive amount of fart residue in my boxers
by hardhitr3 December 7, 2009
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Residue

(n.)Delicious leftovers remaining after the meals of other

(v.) To claim the right to consume all residuals after the meals of others.
(n.) Adam finished his meal of fried chicken and fries, so Daniel promptly claimed the residue.

(v.) "Residue!" Screamed the Pope as Don prepared to throw away his meal.
by Fearmadillo April 17, 2010
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Residue

The remaining fluids from one's encounters or the reference to such matters regarding such fluids remaining.
Girl: Well, where is your residue from last night?
Boy: In my sheets or in a hoe.
by Aguyonmlia March 4, 2010
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