gerbil respirator

When an aeration pump, hose and stone are used to keep an gerbil or other small animal alive within the colon of a man. This increases the prostate stimulation time. Usually, battery powered bait aerator's are preferred because of compactness.

Rob: I got rats because they were cheaper than gerbils. You got the gerbil respirator.

George: I got this D cell powered bait aerator for $7.99, at Walmart.

Rob: Ah fuck, we forgot the tubes.

George: C'mon we're loose enough to go tubeless. You practically need vise grips to keep the little bastard in you long enough to cum.

Rob: Oh do you know me!

(Gay loving ensues.)

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 30, 2010

resignator

<res -ih g -n aye tor> 1. Any person who like U.S. President George W. Bush, the RESIGNATOR, allows for the entire support apparatus to collapse beneath themselves, all the while facing forward, unblinking and determined never to admit even the slightest of mistakes. The confidence terminator, the general public dis-regarder, earning the name every day through a new resignation announcement from unlimited numbers of close advisers including but not limited to: the Brownies, the generals, the attorneys, the Colin Powell's, the Donald Rumsfeld's, the staffers, the appointees etc. 2. The man who allowed his own brain to resign from duty before the job was done (Karl Rove aka Bush's Brain), the giver upper, the man who won't change his mind about anything at all ever, but allows it to check out early while his body stays at work.

I watched as the resignator reloaded his pen and put it to yet another pink slip, he marked it with the infamous capital 'R' as his stamp, and placed it on the top of the tall pink paper stack, then paused to consider filling out his own...

by Sergio Momarsh August 17, 2007

Desinator

From Desi, based on Desi Arnaz from I Love Lucy.
Definition: powerful, invincible,important

Lucy thinks Ricky is the desinator

by Dizzy January 3, 2005

banana resistor

In a series or parallel circuit a banana that has a certain resistance along the circuit line.

The banana resistor is about to overload.

by Your mom April 7, 2003

reginatory

Pertaining to any behaviour that could be construed as "Queeny" (with thanks to Shaun Keavney's Breakfast Show, BBC6 Music).

Ian's mincey strop was most reginatory.

by Lino1 August 18, 2007

respiratory system

‘The Respiratory System’ is the process of breathing in oxygen, and out C02 (Carbon Dioxide).

The Respiratory starts in the joint that holds the connection between your mouth and nose, this then flows all the way through a long tube and is connected to the lungs. Here...

Teacher- “Who knows what systems there are in the human body?!”

Kid- “Ughhhh I learnt this thing on Urban dictionary and there’s a system in the body called ughhhhhh ‘The Respiratory System’.

Brainy Kid- “Ahhh yes it’s the process of breathing and breath intake!”

by LlamaFlames4life June 11, 2019

Respiratory Orgy

A social gathering of selfish people, without masks or social distancing, during a global pandemic, at which covid-19 could easily spread through close contact of respiratory droplets.

Thanks for including me in your invitations, however I will not be attending your respiratory orgy.

by Gin5 November 6, 2020