reptoid

7 - 9ft shape shifting serpents which own night clubs in Sri Lanka.
Reptoids are native to the antartic, and control the planet.
Some people think Reptoids can time travel, but this is probably bullshit. Though they can travel on the astral plane.

George Bush is a reptoid.
Reptoids are one of the few world problems Chuck Norris can't solve.

by sheepbag October 17, 2006

Raptor Jesus

Raptor Jesus appeared before me, and he said: "Take heed my son, for there shall be many who doubt me, but whosoever believeth in me shall have everlasting life." I wept with joy at the gift bestowed, "Yet, my lord, what fate shall be given to the unworthy?" He answered: "Their entrails shall be rent from their stomachs, their limbs ripped from their torso, to feast our hungry bodies, and restore our souls. Whensoever you feast upon the heart of thine enemy, think of me." For that is the beauty of Raptor Jesus.

One day, Raptor Jesus walked a busy street with his disciple, Anonymous. Anonymous and his like-named brethren populated the land on which they strolled, as common as blades of grass. They walked, discussing many things, but, Anonymous paused for a moment. “Lord?” he spoke, “Is not this idle talk frowned upon by your father?” And quoth Raptor Jesus; “All voice communicates knowledge. Knowledge is hardly frowned upon by anyone, and thus your ‘idle talk’ does not exist, unless you speak of memes. Memes are idle, as they are merely communication of things all know of” And thus our Lord beckoned to a painting of an insanely smiling man. “However, memes can bring laughter and happiness, thus, one can surmise that He enjoys them, and hardly frowns upon them” And Anonymous looked ahead, silent.

by Anon Divad January 2, 2008

renton drop

Phrase when someone does not drop down a hatch in the game Rainbow Six Siege when someone is defusing

"Renton, he has to defuse"
"Renton, shoot him"
"RENTON DROP!!"

by Jyda. June 11, 2019

Raptor Snatch

1. To grab or steal an object so quickly while yelling "RAPTOR SNATCH" that the victim does not have time to react and usally is extremely embarrassed.

"Man, he totally raptor snatched my cigarette out of my mouth"

by bitboy36 December 20, 2008

Raptor Math

The act of mathematically determining your survival time should a velociraptor begin an attack at that very moment.

“Check my Raptor Math, here, but I think we'd have a 2.3 second survival time if a raptor came through that window.”

by Skudworth February 4, 2012

Inner Man Raptor

(noun) - Coined by the Reddit user 'innermanraptor'.

The innate confidence that lies dormant within every man when it comes to dealing with a member of the opposite (or same) sex.

Guy 1: I'm really shy when it comes to dealing with that girl
Guy 2: You got to release your inner man raptor and ask her out!

by rohanbk February 3, 2010

raptor hands

Raptor hands is a position in which you hold your arms so your elbows are bent in roughly a right angle in front of you with your wrists and hands relaxed. Many autistic people naturally rest their arms in this position.

Tsuyu from My Hero Academia always has raptor hands! I wonder if she's autistic!

by sighzawa May 14, 2019