Reptord 

Somone exhibiting an extreme degree of nord-iness.

Man, that Reptord kicked me in the sack for no reason

Reptord by Funkmeister P November 10, 2004

reptoid 

7 - 9ft shape shifting serpents which own night clubs in Sri Lanka.
Reptoids are native to the antartic, and control the planet.
Some people think Reptoids can time travel, but this is probably bullshit. Though they can travel on the astral plane.

George Bush is a reptoid.
Reptoids are one of the few world problems Chuck Norris can't solve.

reptoid by sheepbag October 17, 2006

RepTard 

RepTards are idiot Republicans soundbyte samplers. They are verbally indistinguishable from one to other because of their word for word regurgitation of the party's daily "talking points". Should the daily "T.P.'s" not arrive on time, they would stare blankly into the camera in a wide eyed silent double blink, mouth agape, (worst case) with a small stream of drool slowly rolling down the corner of their puppet party mouths.
They are seemingly incapable of thinking for themselves, and therefore adopt a hive mentality.
They are also reptilian in the area of compassion.
They're precise in their consistency with regard to staying contrary to anything the Democratic party says, despite the sense it may make.

What a fucking RepTard.

Bob: "Did you here what that "RepTard said?"

Larry: "If by RepTard you mean Republican, then Yes I did".

RepTard by Saphin January 10, 2010

retord 

Same meaning as "retard", only spoken like a retard.

"U FUKKEN RETORD I'MMA GONNA BRAKE UR LEGG."

retord by asailant2000 January 17, 2010

Reptard 

A person that believes that many world leaders and heads of state are in fact blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilians from another star system and are involved in a massive conspiracy to enslave humanity.

A believer that malevolent reptilian humanoids rule the world.

"Man, when you say stuff like that, you sound like a reptard."

Reptard by PGenius February 3, 2012

Retordent 

Retordent, adj.

1. A Captain Haddockesque insult.

Such as, Odd-toed ungulate! Or, Two-timing Tartar Twisters!

Did he just call me a jellied eel? That is so retordent.

Retordent by Lothario January 16, 2007

Retorded 

Just as the same as retarded, but said differently.

"That person is so retorded."

"Don't you mean 'retarded'?"

"No. Saying retarded is too mainstream."

Retorded by Shadow Silverclaw January 16, 2013