I don’t remember asking

I don’t remember asking is the perfect way to ruin someone’s moment, as soon as their telling you something use it. It ruins their day.

Yo that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking
“So me and my friend were driving...”
“Ay that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking”

by Biggie cheese uses biggie pp January 6, 2020

Rememberize

The action of both remembering AND memorizing, the result of which permanently fuses an idea, fact, etc, into the brain of the rememberizer. Common in students, geniuses, and Trekkies.

When my friend discovered that her house was, in fact, haunted, she couldn't call the Ghost Busters because she neglected to rememberize their telephone number.

by sovietmax July 17, 2009

A Day To Remember

One of the best fucking bands to ever grace our earth!
If you are looking for a band with kickass, head bang worthy breakdowns.. THIS IS THE BAND FOR YOU!
Their lyrics actually mean something and they are fucking sick live! I suggest you buy tickets when they're in your area!

a day to remember's amazing lyrics before a breakdown include;

THIS IS A BATTLEGROUND
BRING THE NOISE
MOVE!
GET LOW!

by the.bitch June 20, 2009

I can’t remember

I can’t remember

I can’t remember

by Biwwy2938 December 17, 2019

remember when music used to be good?

A recurring douchebag catchphrase used to summarize one's contempt for mainstream music, often in a narrow-sighted, nitpicking sort of manner. Instead of making an effort to find better songs and sticking with them, those of the douchebag kind usually throw all music into a slop bucket of discontent, grouping together genres and artists that could actually be liked by them if given a chance.

Tony: There are a few artists nowadays I don’t like.

Brad: Yeah, all music sucks now. Remember when music used to be good?

by PizzaGoblin August 7, 2017

Remember son dying is gay

A joke reference to an old animation of TF2 Red Soldier's father saying that dying is game over an anime background.

Father: "Remember son dying is gay"
Son: "Yes Father"

by Natorithm September 23, 2021

I remember when I had my first beer.

An effective insult. Used when someone says something sophomoric. Made famous by Steve Martin on his "Wild and Crazy Guy" album.

(Audience member): What's your mood watch say?
(Martin): Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.

by dcd$ January 21, 2011