Relative Bitch

Your really bitchy relative that you hate.

Man, won't my relative bitch stop coming to my house. It is so annoying!

by HeyHey333 February 9, 2017

relaxative

A prescription drug given to people who need to calm down. Slightly more powerful than the ubiquitous chill pill.

"Dude A and Dude B will not shut up about losing in beer pong; they really could use some relaxatives."

"I told my mom to grab a relaxative and chill the fuck out about my girlfriend being pregnant."

by nate y ellinor September 22, 2009

relatives

n. Relatives are people of your family. Usually annoying as hell and trying to be a cheapskate by staying over awhile. Also steals food from you.

The f****** relatives are coming over...quick, hide the food!

by BLAcK_SToRM June 26, 2003

relative humidity

The bead of sweat that rolls down your Sister's back when you're banging her doggie style.

The Relative Humidity was high during our Family Union

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

relative humidity

the sweat on your balls while fucking your cousin

At the family reunion, the relative humidity was all i could think about

by CASEY CARMAN January 23, 2009

Relaxtivity

An activity that while doing provides relaxation to the individual.

I find that walking through the forest give me a lot of relaxtivity because the forest sounds soothe me.

by lab man December 15, 2009

relatives

Parasites that live in your house that no matter how much poison you put in the pot roast they still wont die.

Why are your relatives crapping themselves?

by Lord Meatclown June 25, 2003