boner relapse

(n.) the occurence or time period of a random, unprovoked boner after masterbating.

After just masterbating, I was embarressed to have boner relapse during dinner with my mother.

by kilomanjina July 20, 2010

CoD Relapse

When a person plays any Call of Duty game online for an extreme amount of time and after they cease they hallucinate visions of campers, Sentry Guns or AC130s.

Aw shit bro, I played CoD6 MW2 on Xbox Live for too long. I could of swore I viewed a guy coming up to knife me. Totally had some CoD Relapse.

by eSPo253 February 14, 2010

[relapse-tionship]

When you break up with someone,only to start a relationship again with them days or weeks later.

man 1:dude didnt Tony break up with Karen weeks ago?
man 2:yea they got back together yesterday
man 1:looks like hes in a relapse-tionship

by Zilchoboy August 09, 2009

Asshole Relapse

When someone is an asshole, then apologizes for being an asshole and acts normal for a while. After a period of time however, the person returns to being an asshole.

Jason said he was sorry for being such an asshole all the time. Too bad he started being an asshole again 2 days later.

Yeah, he's had an asshole relapse plenty of times in the past. He'll be saying sorry again in another week or two.

by Noboru July 12, 2010

Gaming Relapse

Times where you have no video games to play or you are just bored so you stop playing the game and then restart when your forgot all the controls and major game points

*On Xbox Live*
Tom: Hey John I'm bored of Fallout 3 imma go on a gaming relapse
John: Oh okay cool see you in a Few weeks
*tom logs off*

by Qwertin 5 May 13, 2010

lazy relapse

When one tries to be more active and healthy, but relapses back into their addiction of binge Netflix and snacks.

I was going to get a six-pack this summer, but I had a lazy relapse and have been stuck ever since.

by Netflixandsnacks July 22, 2014

pussy relapse

when on a dry streak, you start considering hitting up past girlfriends or your ex.
this can happen because of loneliness, desperation, or just boredom of using your hand.
may also result from drinking or smoking pot.

Dude 1: Hey dude, I think Imma hit up Kelsey. She's been lookin' pretty good lately.

Dude 2: Dude! She totally played you last Summer! You're just having pussy relapse from your dry streak.

Dude 1: I don;t know man. She's pretty bomb.

by PsychoSexy June 28, 2010