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California Regular

When you put guacomole around a guy's asshole and a girl fucks him with a strap on.
Jen: Hey Ben, would you like a California Regular?
Ben: Does a bear shit in the woods? FUCK YEAH!
by The Slash Bringing Hasher September 28, 2011
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Regular Show

Dude. It's just a regular show. Pay it no heed.
Hambonin will save your life one day and you go what? Oh, you tryin to mug me fool? I'm tellin you, man! HAM BO NIN!

Oh, yes! I am waiting for a support call to talk to Joe Mama.

We're 23 years old! WE SHOULDN'T BE BUSTING HOLES IN THE WALLS!

Don't look at our crotches while we synchronize our watches!

Benson's gonna drop his BALLS when he sees how good we are setting up THESE chairs!

This party needs some guests. With breasts. And mine don't count.

MAD MAN MORDO IS GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN AND I'M NOT TALKING DOWNTOWN I'M TALKIN SIX FEET UNDA GROUND!

--The Regular Show
by trippin on ice September 6, 2011
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The Regulations of a Thief

1) Never steal from friends.... family is still okay though 2) If it feels to easy, your being set up. 3) You DO NOT steal from another thief. 4) Sweaters are avery good way to concele stolen objects. 5) When stealing something, remove it from its original packaging. 6) If you walk into a store, never leave without buying something, it will only draw attention to yourself. 7) When stolen merchandice id on your person, don"t rush out, it only makes you look like a criminal. 8) Never steal from a store that you hane never been to before. 9)ALWAYS GO ALONE!!!! 10) If you get caught whille someone else is with you, that person has the right to say that he has no idea who you are. 11)Always scout a store for any and all cameras. 12) Paranoia is the enemy, always stay calm. 13) You will never be caught if you steal for non-selfish reasons, say for example if you steal something just to give it to someone else. 14) Blondes are not as stupid as you think.... 15) When stealing from a person, at least make sure that person knows your name, that way if said person catches you, you can try to play it off as a joke. 16) Being a show-off, will always come back to get you, don"t brag about things you"ve stolen.
17) It is never appropriate to steal from mentally challenged people, churches, your friends, or yourself. 18) Never try to steal something that is at the larger than your own body. 19) Before robbing a person always watch that persons every movement, learn when his possesions are vulnerable, and then make your move. 20) Any thief wo breaks any of The Regulations of a Thief, will no longer be considered a thief, instead they will be labled as an average black guy
by Xero _ Manifest October 29, 2010
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regulator

Someone who solve problems using necessary violence, wich is of course necessary in a lot of cases.
That muthafucka was tryin to hook up with my girl, now hes layin in the river, he got regulated.
My boy beat down five boys yesterday, hes a fuckin regulator.
Gimme my money before I regulate your ass.
by Johnnay April 24, 2003
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Regulators

The Regulators was the name of the group of cowboys headed by Dick Brewer and Billy The Kid in New Mexico in the late 1800s. Regulating refers to the regulation of any stealing of cattle from their ranch.

The story of the Regulators was made into a movie called Young Guns where the character Charlie Bowdre famously says “We work for Mr Tunstall as Regulators, we regulate any stealing of his property, we’re damn good too.”

This sample was later used in the song “Regulate” by rapper Warren G.
“Regulators, we regulate any stealing of his property, we’re damn good too.”
by Darkdardark July 31, 2018
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spontaneous regularity

(n.) diahrrea, often of the explosive and unpredictable sort.
What Donald thought was a fart had turned out to be a bout of spontaneous regularity.
by Blenderhead91 April 10, 2009
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regulator

Let me contemplate,
I glanced in the cut and see my nigga Nate.
Sixteen in the clip and one in hole
Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they droppin and yellin', its a tad bit late
Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate!
by boom boom b September 5, 2004
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