Regal Puke

A classy puke without sound, but with grace. Usually an act committed by rich girls. A regal puke is often undetectable, unless you come in direct contact with it. The likelihood of witnessing a regal puke is higher with gin and tonics and jaegerbombs.

Omg. I didn't know Arya puked last night. Must have been a regal puke

by urunclesaville August 4, 2018

regal cock

A knick name, given to ones penis.
Penis with royal properties/qualities;
(Big/royal/purple cock.)

"Hey darling would mind coming over here
and giving my 'regal cock' the tongue lashing it deserves?"

by bgdeee December 31, 2007

Regal Beagle

Adjective to describe males who dress and/or act like Larry from Three's Company. The main article of clothing would be the button shirt, open at the top, with no undershirt, exposing chest hair area.

"Those guys think they're the shit, but they're total regal beagles..."

by Brandon Mercury September 27, 2005

Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi

A fictional Italian immigrant (invented by the talkradar podcast) who smells heavily of olive oil and fettucini. He is known for his heavy build, heavier breathing and oversize somewhat smollen phalanges that resemble sausages and his own genitalia. The only thing heavier than the olive oil he uses to style his hair is his new jersy accent. As for atire he wares only the finest in glass pants and spaghetti and sweat stained plain white T-shirts. He was put into power by Norwegian King Herald V as the keeper of the shrew's. He suffers from recurring heart failures but carriers emergency electrodes with him to combat the failures when they occure.

Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi has been known to: tire after running, tire after walking up stairs, tire after reading, tire after rasing children, tire after getting out of bed tire after walking, eating several servings of shrew based meat sauce without pasta, he is famous for secreating a delicious high fat substance that has been syntheticly replicated for use in the American fast food industry and most notebly for it's application to twinkies during the 1980's.

by midget giraffe January 2, 2010

regal douche

a.k.a. king douche, an emphasis on the classic insult "douche" or "douchebag"

Dwight, the 40 year old manager of the YMCA who checks out 10 year old girls, is a regal douche.

by piss off May 4, 2005

Regal Beetle

A clang in reference to a small brown beetle on the picnic table in front of Eskimo King.

" I poked that Regal Beetle with a nickel and could not stop laughing."

by Harry Lane Smith December 28, 2005

Regal Chicken

The sexy pretentious cock. Usually called "Regal Chicken" in more sensitive audiences.

He's got a regal chicken.

by TwatHard September 27, 2019