Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period
Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.
Joe: I better bring lube.
Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.
Joe: I better bring lube.
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