Hugh G. Rection

The swelling of blood you get in your juicy fat cock when you see a really hot girl, looking up porn, or if you're gay...well..men. Remember, men can only get a huge erection.

When I saw Diana, I got this Hugh G. Rection!

by Alex C. July 10, 2004

She-rection

A female erection, no, not a chick with a dick - kind of like a sudden attack of the horn.

Every time he leans over my desk i get an instant she-rection.

by Notmysocks March 25, 2009

ocular rectitis

this is the medical term for not being able to see your ass doing a particular daily activity. eg. school, work.

Phone conversation with boss
Boss: Hello
Me: Hi, this is(your name here)I can't make it into work today. I have ocular rectitis.
Boss: That sounds serious
Me: Ya, I can't see my ass coming to work today....

by Kaelli May 10, 2010

Reciepts

Evidence of a person’s hypocrisy, often pulled from past social media or text conversations

She was lying about the fight and so I showed everyone the reciepts

by Bruised soup August 5, 2019

Fear-rection

Fear+Erection.

When a woman puts the fear of God into you, and at the same time turns you on.

A woman could be intimidating, scary, or even just irritable.
However, she still may give you a boner.

Stacie just about ripped my head off, but now I got a Fear-rection.

by majorbro May 28, 2011

Bitch and You Shall Recieve

When you arent getting what you want in a video game, you promptly complain about the specific item you need, and almost immediately it shows up.

Dammit, I need a healing item! Oh look, first aid spray. Bitch and You Shall Recieve.

by Dbcw April 23, 2023

recieve

A common misspelling of "receive". Some smartasses like to "criticize" this mistake, but "they're" usually the ones who make the actually irritating misspelling of many other words.

Look at these morans! 'Their' 'writting' the word receive wrong, but 'there' 'totaly' 'delireious' 'aboot' it! They 'should of' not 'writen' recieve!

by DJDash February 28, 2009