recocklous

*when somebody says something,to stupid to comprehend.*
*or*
*when someone is doing something dumb, retarded, un-cool.*

EXAMPLE 1
Matt:"hey jessika, can i sip beer out of your butt?"
Jessika: "no dude, thats recocklous"
EXAMPLE 2
"Justin is so recocklous because he sucks cock for a living.

by Jessika Lane Girardot February 6, 2007

recockulous

like rediculous except you replace the dick with a cock.

THAT IS F*CKIN RECOCKULOUS!

by Whoosh Bangkok February 8, 2009

recockulogic

logic which is recockulous

Your theory of slinky physics is full of recockulogic

by Parkie July 31, 2003

recockulous

similar to ridiculous....

damn those kankles are so big...it's recockulous !!!

by johnny1nil September 10, 2006

recocknition

The act of recognizing a man based solely on the sight of his genitals.

Stormy Daniels' recocknition of Donald Trump was a virtual nail in the coffin for the Donald Trump administration.

by Uncle Wacky June 8, 2018

recockling

The act of using a condom several times in a day. Recycling a condom. Using a prophylactic multiple times before discarding it.

"Yo.. I can't afford to spend money on condoms, so I started recockling".. he said to his girl.
I've been recockling since before it got popular.
I started recockling because condoms don't biodegrade so easily.. gotta think of the children!
It's not my fault you got preggo... you know I've been recockling!

by TastyKakes June 9, 2019

recockrd

aYe brown child that has to record by using his cock

yo can you recockrd this video for me foo?

by this_is__JOKE May 24, 2021