Keeping the Receipts

a somewhat paranoid diligence, whereby someone mentally stores the evidence of another’s behaviour, should they ever need it in future.

Often done in order to log consummate lying by individuals in positions of influence or power, such as political figures.

Peter Oborne is a consummate receipt-keeper, maintaining a record of politicians who are lying. He has been keeping the receipts of political elites in an effort to hold them to account.

by 1xs April 10, 2021

Wet the receipt

When people wet the receipt in a restaurant to let the waiter or waitress know that they're interested in them.

Damn. That boy wet the receipt for that bangin waitress

by FeetDeertoes August 13, 2016

fuck receipt

children; the offspring of previous sexual encounters and relationships; kids in tow

I met this hot chick and would have gone for it if not for all her fuck receipts.

by focker_de_tocqueville January 4, 2009

damage-receipt

mental acknowledgement by way of expression of how much it costs when you know you've fucked up big time.

check that, look at the expression on his/her face, looks like they just got the damage-receipt for being wasted last night.

by wayofthedragon July 9, 2012

receipt survey

Questionnaire that is usually given online, associated with a code on one's store, or restaurant bill. There may be valuable prizes given for filling out a receipt survey.

She didn't usually consider taking receipt surveys because she figured, "yeah, like I'm gonna win anything". The first time she bothered to take a receipt survey she didn't win anything.

by Quadropheniac73 October 1, 2009

receipt ghosting

When you start to reply to a text message with no intension of sending the message. The recipient will get the (...) indicator and wait in vein for their reply.

If you are in an annoying text message conversation you can get revenge by receipt ghosting other user.

by gettingoldisnotfun January 27, 2019

Slack receipt

The passive-aggressive act of notifying a team member on your public channel (instead of the private one) that you created a service ticket for them for something that is malfunctioning because clearly he didn’t test that code and you want to call him out.

Hey, did you see that slack receipt in our public channel from our bro on the Jenkins team? You broke his provisioning pipeline.

by Cialexander April 12, 2020