resumeme

Applying for a job with a meme as your resume. Definitely taking a risk with this approach but if you can sum up your entire resume in a meme, you're probably going to get the job.

HR: We've narrowed it down to five applicants, four have very impressive resumes and one sent a meme as their resume, a resumeme, so... we have to meet this guy. Schedule an interview.

by Dd. February 22, 2013

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ReadMe

Type of file that comes with a program that usually needs to be read before the program is used.

by larstait October 30, 2003

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Reamed

To Ream, to annihilate the ass-hole of your sexual partner while performing anal sex.

After I reamed her ass last night I feel L337 as hell.

by Griffin December 12, 2004

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Sexual Resume

A document in which men can keep record of their sexual encounters, to be presented as proof of experience when enticing a lady friend.

Doug: "Hello Candy, I'd like to offer you a copy of my sexual resume. As you can see, when I was 13 I did the ziggy with a professional gymnist from the Czech Republic, when I was 15 I eiffel towered my friend cameron's sister (in his room), and at 19 I received my first rusty trombone from a Tibetan Yoga Master named Crystal. She has offered to provide a recommendation, if necessary."

by Pickups101 April 26, 2012

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Redneck Résumé

The back window of any vehicle used to list what animals the driver kills, what politician the driver hates, anything the driver likes to piss on, what type of gun they carry, etc.

"Hey Joe, according to that guy's Redneck Résumé he fishes for marlin, hunts whitetail deer, hates Obama, and pisses on Chevrolets. Now I know so much about him!"

by rawtap July 18, 2009

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