RealAs_Carpet 

A “RealAs_Carpet” is a player who thinks he’s mastered every game he’s touched, but is usually bottom frag in all games. Tends to be terrible at games like Rocket League, Fortnite, Call of Duty, Destiny and especially Smite.

Jayden: Hey, we need a fourth, should we invite RealAs_Carpet?

Robert: Oh, nah he’s terrible at smite.

RealAs_Carpet by Britneysparkle08 March 21, 2023

realbasoshi 

same as no rep cap and real talk but in my own lame

realbasoshi, i love your style blud!

realbasoshi by sinisterrrr August 6, 2023

Reallyshit 

An anticipative exclamation from newgen. When the pizza man wouldn't come with pizza it was reallyshit.

Wouldn't it be reallyshit if we couldn't buy toilet paper.

Reallyshit by Oceans Ginsberg January 24, 2024

reallysoftuser 

A cool, nice and funny individual who has made several games under the name "reallysoftuser." Such as the Itch Cat series of games.

person one: Man, I loved that reallysoftuser game!
person two: Yeah, but I wish they released some more.

reallysoftuser by TPSEpicGamer August 31, 2025