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railtard

The retards who chat, spam and beg on the rails at the high stakes tables on Full Tilt Poker
railtard: who is durrrr?
railtard: durrrr is gay
railtard: who is trex, urindanger or OMGClayAiken?
railtard: Can someone send me $5

Chat Monitor: railtard chat banned for 10 minutes for being retarded
by omgdurrrr April 22, 2009
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relitardism

The belief in God or gods; the act of being a relitard.
Evangelists spread relitardism
by The Malachi May 29, 2018
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realtar

Also known as "real guitar". People started saying this after the popular video game series "Guitar Hero" came out. Some people hate Guitar Hero because they believe those who play Guitar Hero should pick up a REAL guitar instead of playing the little plastic one.
Learn to play a realtar!
by PanchoH4x January 28, 2009
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Reachtards

Popular on online gameplay for the video game "Halo: Reach". Basically means retard but is specific to newbies (known in the virtual world as "N00bs") to the game.
Yo bro! I just entered this LAN game; it's filled with "Reachtards"

Well, you know what to do... Cap them local niggas!
by BreachedNotBroken November 28, 2010
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Readtarded

Adjective
Offensive remark for someone who misreads something you wrote.
Example 1:
Dick Cheney - I never said that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, I said I want to drop weapons of mass destruction on Iraq. What are you readtarded or something?

Example 2:
Chris - I think you are wrong, I think Cain is fast.
Ed - I didn't say Cain wasn't fast I said Silva was slow. What are you readtarded or something?
by SEMFP June 14, 2013
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realtard

A person which is an authenticated retard. Not the morons you see everyday at your place of employment. Realtards are the real thing.
1. "The guys at work are retards... but that guy... now he is a realtard."

2. "I thought you were just another retard... but you really are a realtard."
by Davis Hay February 15, 2009
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retalitarded

Adjective describing a person or action taken in retaliation which is excessive for the circumstances.
Drunk guy A: "That cheddar dick over there just bumped into me. I think I'm going to throw my beer bottle into the back of his head when I am done drinking it."

Drunk guy B: "Don't be retalitarded. It was clearly an accident, fuckmunch."
by broadwaytonker April 18, 2009
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