Rascal's Wager

Why not disbelieve. Just in case an all-knowing, all-seeing God sees you for being a hypocrite who only pretends to believe "just in case"?

He chose Rascal's Wager instead of Pascal's Wager because he didn't want to anger any gods by pretending to believe in them since, if they existed, they would know he was pretending.

by mayfieldenator April 22, 2020

rascal does not dream of bunny girl senpai

kinda weird at the beginning

depressing at the end

dude 1: meh, never really liked rascal does not dream of bunny girl senpai
dude 2: i will grind your kneecaps into a power for my clam chowder

by poop man man poop February 17, 2021

rascal basket

The skin sack containing testicles on male mammals.

Due to a wild pitch, the catcher took a hit in his rascal basket

by cusbird May 20, 2014

Rascal Flatted

To ride or be rode all night long

Stacy got rascal flatted last night. Yesenia is getting rascal flatted tonight

by Carlitoxnike July 29, 2018

Rascal Flatts

1. A country band originally from Ohio.

2. Synonymous with lesbian or bulldyke because all three Rascal Flatts band members resemble a lesbian or bulldyke.

Rob: Hey man did you see that guy?

John: I think it was a Rascal Flatts it had boobs.

by Bobtheinterrogator July 7, 2010

Rascal Fat

Reserved for those who used the motorized scooters solely because they're too fat to walk anywhere.

Boy: Can you believe that chick over there in the scooter?
Girl: She doesn't look sick. Just fat.
Boy: Yeah, she's rascal fat.

by No_Pseudonym June 14, 2013

Rascal Flatts

A Country band consisting of Joe Don Rooney, Gary LeVox, and Jay Demarcus.

The Rascal Flatts sing "Bless The Broken Road"

by Swarsfanatic May 14, 2005