When you are so over the current year and all you can do is rant about it. You wish so desperately that it is a new year so you can get a fresh start and hopefully better circumstances.
Person 1: I am sick of this year. Wish it was next year already.
Person 2: Oh you're having a year rant again! Here we go!
Person 2: Oh you're having a year rant again! Here we go!
by MMZMTS November 7, 2017
Get the Year Rant mug.A phenomena in which a nerd enters a state of mind, in which they can no longer keep their thoughts in and decide to go to an open forum, a blog or anything similar and write out their thoughts, even though to most of the audience reading those thoughts will not be able to understand what they're ranting about clearly, usually it results in a jumbled wall of text and contradictions. These thoughts are only relevant to the nerd, even if you understand them.
"I'm unsure if I should get this processor, it'll boost my GHZ to 4.6, but I could just as easily buy this other processor that will only put it to 3.2 but will work better with this motherboard I'm looking at." - Rough Example of a Nerd's Rant.
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Akin to a ministered surmon.
A laborsome, albeit somewhat amusingly skewed compilation of conjecture, misunderstandings, Bible quotes, Fox News "facts", hocus-pocus, psuedo-science and fairy-tales. Usually involving loose, air-borne saliva and the use of a snot-rag.
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A laborsome, albeit somewhat amusingly skewed compilation of conjecture, misunderstandings, Bible quotes, Fox News "facts", hocus-pocus, psuedo-science and fairy-tales. Usually involving loose, air-borne saliva and the use of a snot-rag.
See liberal rant.
My neighbor wouldn't shut-up about his pastor's town-hall meeting on liberals. His conservative rant lasted two whole minutes. Thank God for the Star Spangled Banner. I thought he'd never stop. My friend and I got back to the game just before kick-off.
by PlanetBJR January 1, 2011
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Did you hear that, my mom totally went on a molly rant about her mp3 player not playing her songs due to crappy DRM!
by Derrick451 October 19, 2007
Get the molly rant mug.You use someone as your rant box when you just bitch to them without regard for what they think. Usually done by someone upset about something not directly related with their rant box.
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Get the Rant box mug.Chearleader: "hahahahahahah ahhhhhhhhhhh omg omg omg omg omg look look look look ahhhhhhh lolololololololol whateeevvverrr whateeevvverrr like like like like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
Timothy: Face turns red, starts banging head into wall and cursing he is now entering rant mode. "&@&$? Chearleaders shut the &$@! I would rather shove a glass tube in my own penis hole and smash it with a hammer than to listen to your $&@? anymore!"
Timothy: Face turns red, starts banging head into wall and cursing he is now entering rant mode. "&@&$? Chearleaders shut the &$@! I would rather shove a glass tube in my own penis hole and smash it with a hammer than to listen to your $&@? anymore!"
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