A racist football club based in glasgow. all rangers fans fly the union jack and sing the british national anthem even although the lyrics are racist towards the scottish (presumably them) they have a history of basically just being tits (1972 dynamo moscow). at the moment all they seem to do is win with no style or class (get a way with it somehow) and think that becuase they are likely to win the title this year that this makes them way better than celtic...when next year they're are basically fucked.
Kyle lafferty plays for rangers and he's a dick
it was all rangers players who bailed on scotland or fucked us over... allan mcgregor kris boyd and barry ferguson....
it was all rangers players who bailed on scotland or fucked us over... allan mcgregor kris boyd and barry ferguson....
by anon422 March 05, 2010
Rangers - Arguably one of the biggest professional football teams in the world, and the biggest in Scotland. The club holds the record for most professional competitive honours won in world football. The club, (like its rival, Celtic FC), has a shameful background of sectarianism spawning from the tension of Glasgow in the 19th and early 20th century regarding Irish Catholic immigrants.
by romulusWolfe April 20, 2007
One badass muthafucka who will kill yo ass if you agress him. 4 times as powerful as his strongest friend and is addicted to seeing blood spill. He is a trained fighter and specializes in Jiu- Jitsu, Brazzilian Jiu- jitsu, and Val Tudo. He is very atractive and gets pussy twice a week. He also has a very large cock.
by hargablar June 12, 2011
Rangers to suck, ie: miss the playoffs 7 straight years.
Too have high payrolls and still me the playoffs
Too be the laughing stock of the league.
Too have high payrolls and still me the playoffs
Too be the laughing stock of the league.
by notarangaafan July 07, 2004
A specially-trained elite special operations component of the US Army. Rangers are not just Army; they also consist of foreign military personnel and other US military personnel who have passed Ranger school; these men and women who do not continue to serve in the Rangers but have passed Ranger school are known as "Ranger-qualified," basically meaning they completed Ranger Boot Camp. Ranger training is a 9-10 week training program for becoming Ranger-qualified, and personnel who become Ranger-qualified may then continue their training in a wide variety of fields; a "fully-trained" Ranger can have up to, and in some cases more than, three years of training and will be fully-versed in urban combat, mountaineering, combat first-aid, sniping/marksmanship, data mining, combat engineering (fancy talk for demolitions), hand-to-hand combat, knife-based combat (including throwing blades), civil pacification, jungle warfare, survival-and-evasion, artillery operation, pathfinding...the list goes on.
It should be mentioned that SERE (Survival, Evasion, Resistance, Escape) training is often an integral part of a Ranger bound for dedicated combat duties...and it should also be mentioned that the training methods, which teaches participants how to resist interrogation in captivity...are classified. You can probably guess why.
It should be mentioned that SERE (Survival, Evasion, Resistance, Escape) training is often an integral part of a Ranger bound for dedicated combat duties...and it should also be mentioned that the training methods, which teaches participants how to resist interrogation in captivity...are classified. You can probably guess why.
Ranger: I finished all my training finally.
How many ways can you kill a man by now?
Ranger: With which finger?
Uh, pinky.
Ranger: 67 with my pinky alone.
So Chuck Norris has been dethroned?
Ranger: Chuck Norris was dethroned the moment the first Ranger Tab was pinned on a guy's sleeve.
How many ways can you kill a man by now?
Ranger: With which finger?
Uh, pinky.
Ranger: 67 with my pinky alone.
So Chuck Norris has been dethroned?
Ranger: Chuck Norris was dethroned the moment the first Ranger Tab was pinned on a guy's sleeve.
by Creed of Heresy August 27, 2010
by ThatLittyKidd May 18, 2020
The shorten form of anal ranger. Often said in public when using the phrase anal ranger would be crass. An anal ranger is a person that has a preference for anal sex over other forms of sexual intercourse.
When my friend forgets to take her birth control, she often becomes an A ranger in order to prevent pregnancy.
by Aedes aegypti November 04, 2009