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Cock Rampage

(n.)

An evening of partying that is garnished with homosexual experimentation directly after. Commonly used with the phrase 'big black dildo'.
Person 1: Dude, I have no idea why my o-ring is so sore..

Person 2: Broski, after that third appletini, you went on a total cock rampage.

Person 1: Wait, I had 3 appletinis???
by C-Rea March 10, 2009
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Rampart

To have sex with someone, and then never speak to them again.
Did you hear about that chick Woody Harrelson ramparted?
by lahwran March 21, 2012
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rappathetic

adj. The monotonous, unnatural, and PATHETIC use of rap while having a conversation with another
Alex: "So what's been going on?"
Payam: "I be tossin', enforcin', my style is awesome
I'm causin more Family Feuds than Richard Dawson
And the survey said - you're dead
Fatal flying guillotine chops off your fuckin' head"
Kevin: "Yo, stfu with that rappathetic shit already, brozay. You're givin' me a headache."
by stockman09 January 13, 2009
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Anal rampage

When two consenting adults enjoy getting buck wild in each others rectal cavity using fingers, fists,shoes,plungers,butt plugs,baseball bats, nerf balls and other misc househould kitchen items for the soul purpose of being down right filthy on a random night anywhere in the world.
After the wild night of anal rampage, rene walked with a limp

Since Scott decided to join in on his girlfriends request to play anal rampage, they keep losing the TV remote controls and other small household items.

Joe and Sarah played anal rampage last week and now have raging yeast infections in their butt cracks
by crazy ney ney April 5, 2010
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ramatron

a mythical creature originating from australia who has a large pouch and vicous claws, also the sworn enemy of the trishmonster
i hope the ramatron can stop trishmonster otherwise all of us will have aids
by kanaynay March 20, 2009
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ramatoulaye

Ramatoulaye is THE best friend you need. She is the nicest and most helpful friend who will always give you a smile. She has a good sense of humor and her laugh is totally bizarre. Most of the time, the Ramatoulaye come from Guinea. She has a specific talent in which she excels wonderfully
You:Hey can you help me with my homework

Ramatoulaye:no❤
*awkward silence*
Ramatoulaye: im jk. So, what the problems buddy?
by I.eatlasagna August 22, 2020
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Vivid Rampantswampy

A fitting name for Vivek Ramaswamy, because it is very clear of how much of smug, out of control scumbag he actually is.

Wants to prevent anyone under 25 from voting unless they “pass a civics test” (basically the same thing as literacy tests imposed after the Civil War), or have served in the military/as first responders (people he knows would be more likely to vote for him). It’s obvious why, he wants to prevent young generations from voting because he knows they won’t vote for him.

Thinks talking fast and wordy while spouting lie after lie (and constantly adding “it’s a fact” despite the actual facts saying otherwise) makes him smart and likable, when all it does is the opposite. It’s like Ben Shapiro… but way more annoying.

Claims climate change “agenda” is a hoax and claims the policies intended to combat climate change “kill more than actual climate change.” All for an excuse to not do anything about climate change or to downplay it when it’s gotten so bad that its impossible to not notice a rise in extreme weather.

Has accused the LGBTQ+ community of being a cult and “having no obligation to logic,” while defending Donald Trump, whose base literally fits the definition of a cult and hardly ever uses logic.

Oh, and he also claimed January 6th happened because of “censorship,” then defended it after publishing a book where he condemned it, when called out on it, acted like the evidence wasn’t there in the book.

So yeah, he deserves a new name…

Vivid Rampantswampy.
Hell will freeze over before I ever vote for Vivid Rampantswampy.
by Darkness Prime October 1, 2023
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