Whip up a pot of Ragu

In the 80s, used by teens to mean cook some food for me.

Me: I'm starving. Why don't you go whip up a pot of Ragu.
Friend: Whatcha hungry for? Mac and cheese?

by Diamond in the Ruff. January 6, 2012

cheesy ragu

The product of masturbating so furiously on a pimple covered penis, such that the penis becomes chafed and bloody, mixing together the popped pimple puss and blood into a paste known as the cheesy ragu.

Much to his chagrin, the pimply teen was unable to find his Jergen's, resulting in a thick cheesy ragu courtesy of his dry right hand.

by Nightwing68 November 7, 2007

Indiana Chunky Ragu

A sexual practice where the male will shove a piece of glass up the female's asshole right before she has to shit causing a frenzy of blood and shit. The male proceeds to ejaculate on top of the masterpiece creating Chunky Ragu. Then they consume the meal with family and friends.

Danny and Teresa had a fun night making Indiana Chunky Ragu then shared the scrumptious dish with their friend Ryan

by Bunz69 April 2, 2022

vagoo ragú

This is a term synonymous with menstrual blood.

Man, my ex-girlfriend broke into my house and left me a little present on my pillow..a used tampon. There was vagoo ragú everywhere.

by ghost_brigade April 3, 2009

Vaginal Ragu

When the saucy blood of a woman's period comes out like the delicious Ragu sauce that you put on your yummy spaghetti.

I was going to fuck her but she had some serious Vaginal Ragu

by BananaNuke October 16, 2011

Prego with no Ragu

Pregnant without a period. "Prego" is short for pregnant, and "Ragu" is red like blood. If you're pregnant you dont get your period.

"Did you hear Eva got knocked up again? Yep, prego with no ragu."

by Great Things October 10, 2008

fry the ragu

Don’t let her or else you’ll be under a curse screaming bag doo

Just don’t let her fry the ragu

by SauciestTick November 16, 2022