Relative Bitch 

Your really bitchy relative that you hate.

Man, won't my relative bitch stop coming to my house. It is so annoying!

Relative Bitch by HeyHey333 February 9, 2017

relaxative 

A prescription drug given to people who need to calm down. Slightly more powerful than the ubiquitous chill pill.

"Dude A and Dude B will not shut up about losing in beer pong; they really could use some relaxatives."

"I told my mom to grab a relaxative and chill the fuck out about my girlfriend being pregnant."

relaxative by nate y ellinor September 22, 2009

relatives 

n. Relatives are people of your family. Usually annoying as hell and trying to be a cheapskate by staying over awhile. Also steals food from you.

The f****** relatives are coming over...quick, hide the food!

relatives by BLAcK_SToRM June 26, 2003

relative humidity 

The bead of sweat that rolls down your Sister's back when you're banging her doggie style.

The Relative Humidity was high during our Family Union

relative humidity by Anonymous September 18, 2003

relative humidity 

the sweat on your balls while fucking your cousin

At the family reunion, the relative humidity was all i could think about

relative humidity by CASEY CARMAN January 23, 2009

relatives 

Parasites that live in your house that no matter how much poison you put in the pot roast they still wont die.

Why are your relatives crapping themselves?

relatives by Lord Meatclown June 25, 2003

relaxative 

When someone is feeling stressed or anxious they may be asked to 'take a relaxative' as another way of asking them to calm down. Another way of telling someone to de-stress or not worry so much.

Mike "I'm so worried about this next tee shot."
Big Dog "Mate, take a relaxative and smash it down the middle."

Wife "Are you going to get off your butt and do the yardwork?"
Husband "Geez, take a relaxative - I'll get to it after the football."

relaxative by Bettsy_Down_Under November 30, 2010