by Grritstiff January 16, 2011
 Get the Qwertmug.
Get the Qwertmug. by giarc c July 31, 2003
 Get the Qwertmug.
Get the Qwertmug. by Samuel June 1, 2003
 Get the Qwertmug.
Get the Qwertmug. a complex combination of actions a very kinky freak would demand his or her sex partner (usually with a vagina and a fat ass) to perform for his  or her sexual pleasure. it consists of three steps: first, the queef, then, the twerk, and lastly the squirt, which results in a beautiful,psychedelic masterpiece known as the qwert.
man: come on bitch! qwert fa me!!!
hoe: damn daddy, don't gotta get all confrontational and shiid
*proceeds to qwert*
      
man: look at the colors...ohhmahhgaww!! iooon buh-leee dis!!
*smacks her ass with his fat dick*
hoe: damn daddy, don't gotta get all confrontational and shiid
*proceeds to qwert*
man: look at the colors...ohhmahhgaww!! iooon buh-leee dis!!
*smacks her ass with his fat dick*
by Ava Lolitaa April 19, 2009
 Get the Qwertmug.
Get the Qwertmug. The location of my hideout is QWERT ; I ghj :t EW DFSA asdf " {}{ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +_ytu 45 ; L kowe ZA fl eo EEEE 2 WERQWRYy vmc GHJF qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq rthiupoj "THATS SARCASM" rtfjad.
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 3, 2022
 Get the QWERT ; I ghj :t EW DFSA asdf " {}{ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +_ytu 45 ; L kowe ZA fl eo EEEE 2 WERQWRYy vmc GHJF qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq rthiupoj "THATS SARCASM" rtfjadmug.
Get the QWERT ; I ghj :t EW DFSA asdf " {}{ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +_ytu 45 ; L kowe ZA fl eo EEEE 2 WERQWRYy vmc GHJF qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq rthiupoj "THATS SARCASM" rtfjadmug. As a verb, to spam your keyboard. Both referencing the QWERTY keyboard layout and to "sqwert" (you can even screw around it a little bit and interpret it as "sqwerting to the stdout").
by blue50fish50 December 8, 2024
 Get the qwertmug.
Get the qwertmug.