qweedle

Leaning back on a chair so that only two chair legs are in contact with the ground.

Son, don't qweedle on your chair! you might fall backwards!

by AVPK April 22, 2017

qweefed

a pussy fart.

i qweefed

by qweefed January 4, 2018

Queegan

Queen Vegan - A strong, independent woman who actively promotes the slaughter of vegetables and fruit among her followers. She spreads news from the Lord Cheesus across the land, often partaking in the annual pilgrimige from Poland to Kolkata. When she is not sipping on Dairy Free, Vegan Approved, Vitamin C D E and B-free milk, she is slacklining in the gardens of Eden.

- "Ugh, I wish she would stop being so Queegan about it."

- "Do you think I can eat this Salad?"
- "I'm not sure, I'll have to ask the Queegan."

by theshard1 June 6, 2018

Qwergy

Another word for wierd or messed up.

Person: "My Mom beats me with hot dogs"

You: "Qwergy"

by Roofer April 27, 2007

qwee

Similar to a shat, when you qweef but it comes out as pee.

I'm not aroused, I just qweed.

by farmersonly February 11, 2017

Queegee

To ejaculate all over ones face and to have a female canine lick it off. The canine is then ritualisticly slaughtered and eaten.

I gave Ms. Edelman a queegee.

by Mephisto April 22, 2003

Qweet

when you accidently let something inappropriate out on the internet, and everyone knows it just happens sometimes.

anthony weiner qweeted his package to the world!

by godlessgoddess June 24, 2014