Mephisto's definitions

Ramen

food of the gods. consists of squiggly noodle brick and a packet of condensed flavor powder.

Moses: whatcha eating?
God: Ramen.

by mephisto June 3, 2003

REM

Rapid Eye Movement - The stage in the sleep cycle when dreams occur.

Rapid eye movement can be identified when slight twitching of the eye is evident through the eyelid.

by Mephisto June 12, 2003

riot

breaking things with a purpose

im just a kid who's gotta lot of problems. maybe if i throw a brick that brick will go and solve them.

by mephisto June 2, 2003

mail order bride

the best way to get an asian wife without being asian.

$3.50! for a mail order bride? good lord thats a lot of money.

by mephisto May 28, 2003

engine

thing that makes things go. like a heart, except it's gas based instead of blood.

Little Rice Burner: What's that noise?
American guy: That's the engine.

by mephisto June 3, 2003

Mephisto

teh Best dude in all of IRC and CS

R4ND0MDUD3: Mephisto j00 r teh man
Mephiso: no shit

by Mephisto June 2, 2004

lion tamer

one who acts in a manner that is lulling or calming to lions. For some reason, most pro tamers use whips to make them look cool.

Man: that lion is angry
WOman: better get the lion tamer.

by mephisto June 3, 2003