quoft

Quite soft

Dude, his hair is quoft.

by legit17 March 22, 2009

Quorum

An old term with a new meaning originating in Michigan and spreading rapidly.

Though Quorum does have a literal definition and is used by those with a solid vocabulary, it has recently made its way into popular venacular as a synonym for anything awesome, cool, legit, etc.

Quorum, as it is used now, is quite versitile: ranging anywhere from an adjective, to a noun, to an interjection.

The limits are endless for quorum, and if you're quorum you'll say it too.

1. Dude, he's fucking quorum at guitar.

2. Did you see that?!?!... quorumus-maximus

3.
Stupid guy a: Sorry dude, I broke your fridge door.

Awesome guy b: That is so not quorum.

4.

Hilarious man:Whats his quorum level?

Not-Hilarious Man:over 9000

Hilarious Man:...Old quorum is old.

5. No fucking quorum!

by Witcheti October 28, 2009

quoture

quote + picture

My quoture on Pinterest is trending!

by Octo11 November 25, 2015

quofe

a penis fart

guy 1: woah dude i just quofed!
guy 2: like a penis fart?
guy 1: yes!

by jshitver2k69 November 16, 2016

Quofola

Quofola means a bald man that eats sponges.

I just saw a Quofola in the street. He freaked me out.

by An Unkown Child July 6, 2009

quoft

The act of removing frozen plants from your front porch when the season is over.

My mom removed the frozen quofts.

by Florie October 21, 2006

quoft

The process of creating a definition for a new word that was found while playing a board game.

Ben quoft that shpiel was a dog mutt breed while playing boggle.

by Leosh May 22, 2005