The Quarantine Time Paradox

The laws of the space and time continuum do not apply to the universe during quarantine. 'Time' is in league with the coronavirus and deliberately shits itself every now and then in an effort to fuck your brain up even more than it already is.

March 5 : *blinks*
April 21: *opens*
Me: "Holy fuckermoli what happened in the last month"
Friend: "Couldn't tell you mate, The Quarantine Time Paradox is playing tricks on us again"

by monkeykaka April 20, 2020

QuaranKing

A man who locks himself into his germ-free domicile during a pandemic, leaving only for necessities such as medicine and groceries while heralding himself the world’s top interlocked individual.

“John considered himself the QuaranKing of the Upper West Side during the Covid-19 Crisis, but thought Adam hoarded toilet paper better...”

by Dallasjeni March 29, 2020

Quaranshine

Quaranshine is the hand sanitizer made by all the distillery's during the COVID 19 event. It is a testament to the power of alcohol to survive in troubling times and the power of people working together to support a community in need.

While you're at the distillery getting some moonshine and vodka, please pick up a few quarts of quaranshine so I can sanitize my hands.

by Wanda Was Here April 15, 2020

quaranhoe

A person who engages in whoretivities with no regards to the rona, mainly because theyre bored in the house and in the house bored.

A quaranhoe is the type of person who hits up their old hoes out of loneliness or creates content on Onlyfans

Man, that quaranhoe aint worth the risk getting the rona. Ill just beat my meat instead.

by Scooby Jew April 19, 2020

Quarantan

It’s when you basically get a tan from the masks in summer quarantine

Oops, got a quarantan!

by liluzivertttt May 3, 2020

Quarantine

A form of living hell during covid 19 were we have to stay home and live a very shity life style and our mental health is effected. We also can't see our freinds or anyone for a long time. We are also out of school and everything

Me " I was in America yesterday" Government" you must self quarantine for 14 days" Me "😠😠"

by Thesavageofall March 29, 2020

Quarantine

The name of the artwork that displayed a banana sticked to the wall at art Basel 2019

Quarantine, an artwork interpretation by artist Caro Tejada & Hope the Blue robot

by Caro Tejada April 29, 2020